Sundiel260: "Hey everybody! I had this idea on my mind for a while now and just couldn't get it out of my head! So, anyway, here's the Digimon who will be staring in this Fanfiction, starring Wizardmon!"
Wizardmon appears out of thin air and falls to the floor.
"Ooooooowww…how did I get here?"
Sundiel260: And Gatomon!
Appears above Wizardmon and fall on top of him.
"Ooooooowww…WIZARDMON!?"
"Gatomon!"
Sundiel260: "Yeah yeah, save the chit-chat for later and now Myotismon!"
He appears above the two and falls on top of them.
"WHO DARES SUMMON MYOTISMON WHILE HE PLOTS FOR WORLD DOMONATION?!"
Wizardmon and Gatomon point at me. "She did."
Sundiel260: "Hey! I have a name! And finally, Piedmon!"
Everyone gets up and move out of the way. Piedmon appears above where they were at minute ago and falls flat on his face.
Wizardmon: "Um…I hate be rude or anything, but who are you? And why did you bring me, Gatomon, and these 2 here?"
Points at Myotismon and Piedmon, whose face was imbedded in the floor.
Sundiel260: "I'm glad you asked actually! I'm Sundiel260, and I am making a new Fanfic staring you guys!"
Everyone, even Piedmon, who finally got his face out of the ground: "WHAT!?"
S: "Yep! Oh! And you have to do as I say or else you'll be forced to do things you're not use to."
Piedmon: "Oh yeah? Like what?"
S: *Snaps her fingers and Piedmon is suddenly wearing a Tutu*
Pie: *Looks down at himself* "…well this is embarrassing."
S: *Turns to the screen* "And now, the disclaimers! I don't own Digimon or Charlie the Unicorn. Oh, and guys…" *turns back at the Digimon and puts on an evil grin* "Be Prepared!"
Everyone looks at each other, and gulp.
Lights turn on in Myotismon lair
Myotismon is sleeping in his chair with a book on his head
Wizardmon and Gatomon suddenly burst through the doors, grinning like idiots
Wiz: "Hey Myotismon! Wake up!"
Gato: "Yeah you silly Digimon, wake up!"
Myotismon wakes up and takes the book off his face
Myo: "Aaaaauugggghhh…oh code. It's you two. This had better be important. Did Demidevimon set the kitchen on fire again?"
Wiz: "No silly. We found a map to Candy Island! Candy Island Myotismon!"
Gato: "Yeah Myotismon. We're going to Candy Island. Come with us Myotismon."
Wiz: "Yeah Myotismon. It'll be any adventure. We're going on an adventure Myotismon."
Myo: "…Yeah Candy Island, right. I'm just gonna…you know, go back to planning world domination."
Puts book back on his face and try's to go back to sleep
Wiz: "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Wizardmon suddenly jumps on Myotismon and starts jumping on him
Wiz: "Myotismon, you have to come with us to Candy Island!"
Gato: "Yeah Myotismon! It's an island of sweets and joy and joyness!"
Myo: "Stop jumping on me."
Wiz: "CANDY ISLAND MYOTISMON!"
Gato: "Yeah Candy Island!"
Myo: "ALRIGHT! FINE! I'LL COME WITH YOU TO CANDY ISLAND!"
Later, far from the castle
Wiz and Gato: "La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la-."
Myo: "ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING ALREADY!"
All three stop in front of a Tylomon, the Digimon that looks like a shark with a mask on. He seems to be choking for some reason.
Myo: "…uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh, what is that?"
Wiz: "It's Ralph Myotismon."
Myo: "…Ralph?"
Gato: "He's the only one who knows the direction to Candy Island."
Myo: "…Is he even breathing?"
Wiz: (Shrugs his shoulders.) "Eh, how should we know? We're not water Digimon."
Gato: "I think all that choking means that he's happy to be out of the sea."
Myo: "…yeeeaaah. Happy."
Ralph suddenly points at them, saying something while his body turns purple from choking.
Ralph: "PPPPPHHHHHTTTTT! *Gasping* CHOUGH COUGH COUGH! *A lot of raspberry noises* PPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHhhhh…" *dies*
Gato: *Stands silent for a moment* "He Has Spoken!"
Wiz: "He Has Told Us The Way!"
Both of them walk over Ralph while leaving a dumbstruck Myotismon behind.
Myo: "…HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"
~Time Skip~
All three of them are on an old bridge as Myo holds on to the rope tightly.
Gato: *In front* "Candy Island is just across this bridge, Myo. This magical bridge of magic and wonder!"
Myo: *Middle* "You Two Are Insane! Seriously! How Did We Even Get On This Thing?!"
Wiz: *Back* "Myo. Myo. Myo. Mmmmyyyyoooo. Mmmmyyyy-"
Myo: *Turns his head to look at Wizardmon with an extremely angry glare* "WHAT?!"
Wiz: *Looks at Myotismon idiotically* "I just set fire to the bridge." *Holds up a lighter*
Myo: *Looks behind Wizardmon. The front of the bridge is on fire* "…WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" *Looks down to see Wizardmon gone* "What the-"
Gato: *Shouting at a far distance* "Hurry Myo! I just set fire to the other side of the bridge!"
Myo: *Turns his head to see Gatomon on the other side with Wizardmon who's holding her while Gatomon holds a flamethrower. A jet of flame catches the other end of the bridge on fire* "…F********************!" *Tries to run to the other side*
The bridge suddenly snaps and falls with Myotismon still on it. Myo screams as he falls. Suddenly, he lands face first on a raft, right next to Piedmon who doesn't notice he's there.
Pied: "I remember the time I wrestled with the alligators back at home. Ah, those were the good times, till all the gators left. *Sniffs* I miss them. Especially skinning them. They made good hand bags."
Myo: "Oooooowwwwwwwwww…uh, why am I on a raft?"
Screen pans left, reveling Wizardmon and Gatomon standing beside Myotismon.
Wiz&Gato: "To get to Candy Island, silly."
Pied: *Turns and looks at them* "Candy Island? I know where that is!"
Myo: *Looks up at Piedmon* "What? You got to be kidding me."
Pied: "Nope! Go there every weekend."
Myo: "Well…okay."
Wiz: "Can you take us there Mister Gator man?"
Pied: "Sure! All the while, I'll sing random gator songs that the reader won't see because of a time skip that's about to happen when Myo tries to scream."
Myo: *Raises his hand* "Uhhh, the time skip will your songs, right?"
Pied&Wiz&Gato: "NOPE!"
Myo: "Yeah, thought so. AAAAA-!"
~Time Skip~
Pied: "Here we are!"
Myo: *On the ground face down. Looks up to see an island made out of candy* "Well what do know. There actually is a Candy Island."
Gato: "Go inside the candy cave Myo!"
Wiz: "Yeah, Myo! Go inside the cave of wonder and-."
Myo: *Jumps to his feet, raising both arms in the air* "NO! I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY! *Turns to Piedmon who's holding a banjo* "OR SING!" *Piedmon drops the banjo* "TO MAKE ME GO IN THERE!" *Turns to leave*
Wiz: "It might have a portal to go to the real world."
Myo: *Stops in his tracks* "…" *Turns around and go's into the cave*
Both Wizardmon and Gatomon start laughing
Wiz: "Goodbye, Myo."
Gato: "Yeah, goodbye Myo."
Myo: *Looks behind him* "Goodbye?" *Caves entrance suddenly closes, leaving Myo in complete darkness* "HEY?! WHAT'S GOING ON!?" *Hears footsteps behind him* "Hello?" *Gets hit in the head and blacks out*
~Time Skip~
Myo wakes up back at his castle.
Myo: "Oooowww…what happened?" *Looks down at himself and sees that one of his kidneys is missing* "…AAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHH! THEY STOLE MY KIDNEY!"
S: "And that, everyone, is the end of the story!"
Myo: *In the background* "FINALLY!"
S: *Turns to see Myotismon cleaning the fake blood off himself* "Well, how'd you like your role in the story?"
Myo: "…F******* you."
S: "Keep saying that and you'll be doing more idiotic stuff."
Myo: *Stares at her wide eye*
Wizardmon and Gatomon are standing by Piedmon.
He's sitting in a chair while playing the banjo.
Pied: "You know, I didn't know that I could play the banjo."
Wiz&Gato: "Neither did we."
S: *Turns to the readers* "Alright! That's it! I know that the story didn't follow the real Charlie the unicorn Youtube video, but hey, I like putting in random stuff!"
Wiz: *Comes up beside her* "You didn't know the song at the end and wanted to find a way to put Piedmon in the story, did you?"
S: "Both yes and yes. Review! The more review, the more inspired for me to wright more of this Fanfic!"
Myo: *Background* "WHAAAAATTTTTT?!"
S: "Can it Myo!"
Wiz: "You had him play as Charlie because you wanted revenge on him for killing me, right?"
S: "YEP! Here, have a cookie."
