Augustus

Augustus Gloop woke up with a fever. He started to cry. "Waaaaah!" sobbed Augustus.

Mrs. Gloop was very worried. She put Augustus in the backseat of her BMW and drove to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. She carried Augustus inside and was instructed to place Augustus on a hospital bed. An Oompa Loompa named Heather wheeled Augustus to a big bed. She placed Augustus in it and asked him a few questions.

"Vat am I doing in ze bed with ze bright colors?" asked Augustus.

"Waiting for the others." Heather said. "Three other children are coming in. We'll get you a hospital bed of your own after they get here."

Augustus turned over and fell asleep. Heather took out a Wonka Bar and put it in his outstretched hand. Just before she left, Heather the Oompa Loompa saw a smile break out on Augustus's face.


Violet Beauregarde was feeling peaked. She had been puking during the night and had been up sinc doing so. Violet didn't even have enough energy to chew her gum! She went to Sam Beauregarde for advice.

"Why aren't you chewing your gum, Violet? " was his first question. "YOU MUST ALWAYS BE CHEWING YOUR GUM!"

"I don't feel like it." Violet whined, something she did not often do. "In fact, I feel"-

Violet was cut off by her own vomiting. She decided to go to her friend Cornelia Prinzmetel and ask what to do. Of course, Cornelia would probably make Violet wear a gas mask.

The scene at Cornelia Prinzmetel's house was really boring, so we won't talk about it.

Violet came home moaning and groaning. She whined again, saying she wanted to go to the hospital. Sam Beauregarde got into what used to be an ambulance and drove Violet to Wonka's. An Oompa Loompa named Kelly took Violet in with Augustus. Violet Beauregarde fell asleep dreaming about chewing gum.


Veruca Salt woke up, ran to the bathroom, and had massive diarrhea for over two hours, screaming and crying the entire time. She just felt so sick, so peaked, so awful...

Mr. Salt woke up. He could hear Veruca. And he could tell she was in more pain than her poor little mind could ever imagine. Suddenly, a squirrel skittered in through the window. Knowing how awful Veruca was feeling reminded him that Veruca had always wanted a squirrel. Mr. Salt fed it, bathed it, and named it Pompom.

"This is Pompom." Mr. Salt told his daughter. "You can take him to the hospital with you."

Mr. Salt drove like a maniac. He ran red lights and stop signs. He went on closed roads and went the wrong way on one way streets. Veruca held onto Pompom for dear life. Soon enough, they arrived.

An Oompa Loompa named Sunny brought Veruca and her squirrel to the others. She made sure Veruca remembered her name, age, and address. When Veruca answered correctly, Sunny gave Veruca some medicine and told her to go back to sleep.


Mike Teevee was ill. Do you know how he knew? He didn't want to watch TV! Mrs. Teevee panicked and shoved Mike into a green Ford and drove at about 34555 miles an hour. They drove until Mrs. Teevee began driving so fast that poor little Mike Teevee got carsick. They had to pull over and spray with Lysol. Finally, they drove to the point an Oompa Loompa named Jennifer was signaling. She took Mike in with the others.


Charlie Bucket woke up and asked Mr. Wonka if the patients had come in. He said yes. He handed them all Wellness Candies, which immediately make you better.

So four sick children walked in, and four happy children walked out.

The End

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