This takes place during 3x13 (Heart). Thanks to ImaginetheWorldWicked for beta-ing this. I don't own Glee.

Sam POV

I walked away from Mercedes. Why can't we be together? I saw Quinn looking at me. I don't wanna talk to anyone. Not even my friend. Not even my insanely hot friend who keeps looking at me kinda creepily during God Squad meetings. She approached me and I knew there was no way that I could possibly get out of talking to her this time.

"I saw you get rejected by Mercedes. I totally feel for you. I've been rejected, like, a billion times. All of my relationships have been crap, and my love life sucks."

"Why are you telling me this?" I asked, confused.

"Because I said being Christian is about being honest, so I'm being honest with you. And I'm gonna be honest with you again," she leaned against me and put her arms around my neck. "I know it's not very Christian, but I so want you right now."

"To be your friend?" I tried, hoping she wasn't saying what I thought she was saying.

"Friends, no. Friends with benefits, maybe. Dating, oh yes," she said.

"Why are you doing this? Do you feel bad?"

"Yes. I feel unwanted and unloved. You feel bad about losing Mercedes. This makes us both feel better. It's a win-win."

"How so?" I asked, hoping she got the message.

"Let me be more clear," she leaned into me and whispered in my ear, "I wanna have sex with you." Then she kissed behind my earlobe. Holy shit. How did she know that was my sensitive spot? She put her hands under my shirt and started feeling my abs. Stupid testosterone. Damn my male hormones.

"So do you want to now?"

"Yes. I mean no. No. Most definitely no." I talked with head and not with my dick.

"Look Sam, I love you. I really do. I was hoping to get you back by sex but obviously not. I guess I should stop trying." She sighed and walked away from me.

"Wait!" I found myself calling after her.

"What?" She turned around.

"I know what it's like to love and lose so I'll tell you what. I'll kiss you. If I feel something, I'll go out with you, but if I don't, we'll go back to being friends. Without you staring at me."

Without responding, she crashed her lips into mine.

"Holy crap," I said.

"Was that a good holy crap or a bad holy crap?"

"I love you."

"I love you."

The end!