Imagine if Valkyrie and Tanith had a complete conversation by texting each other using chat abbreviations. (And possibly some slanguage)
I had to make some up myself 'cause I couldn't find them anywhere.
WARNING: This may be unreadable, if you don't wanna confuse yourself read it anyway!
Valkyrie:
hi Tan!
Tanith:
hi Val! WAY?
Valkyrie:
i'm a Mexican restyrant w/ Fletch, but hE 8 sum RLY spcy food & now has 'da ring o fIR'
Tanith:
w's th supOsd 2 mn?
Valkyrie:
hE got dIrEa! & it brns! Tan, how cud u not nO th?
Tanith:
511 Val! actuly, now th I thnk bout it, callin it 'da ring o fIR' is hilarios!
^5 GF!
Valkyrie:
i'm brilint Rnt i?
Tanith:
SH^
Valkyrie:
Wel i am! CMON admit it. u think i'm awsom 2!
Tanith:
u do reIis ur callin urself brilint & awsom 4 mAkin ^ a nam 4 da way it hurts wen u eat spcy & then poop, rIt?
Valkyrie:
ha ha! funy… rIt? *looks around nervosly* um… can wE chang da subject?
Tanith:
sur.
so wil u b abl 2 com 4 th sleepovr wE planed? caus its getin late.
Valkyrie:
o cours, unles Fletch is in there much longa u no… pooping.
Tanith:
Val! I thout u said u wer gonna chang da subject!
Valkyrie:
I no, I'm sory, just let me get it out a my system.
Poop, dudu, diarrhoeha, pooh, faeces, pooh pooh, al day long da poop!
Tanith:
u didn hav 2 txt it 2 me! U cud hav least said it 2 urself, not txt it! i am now mentaly scarred 4 life!
Valkyrie:
sory, my bad…
Tanith:
Agh fine… I 4giv u.
Now just tel Fletch u hav 2 go & cant stay any longa, prety pls? *batter I-lashes*
Valkyrie:
alrIt, anythin 2 stop ur cyber pleadin.
Tanith:
Yay!
Valkyrie:
LOL, th's my hypa activ 80-somthin-yer-old Tan!
Tanith:
hey! ther is nothin rong with 80-somthin-yer-old bein 4eva hypa!
Valkyrie:
yes ther is, ur supOsed 2 b in a old age hom, not savin da world & goin on sleepovrs!
Tanith:
Stop bein mean! *puls tong at u*
Valkyrie:
fine, pic me ^ at Essenwood road in 15 minuts.
Tanith:
OK, by Val
Valkyrie:
By Tan
Translation:
Valkyrie:
Hi Tanith!
Tanith:
Hi Val'! Where are you?
Valkyrie:
I'm at a Mexican restaurant with Fletcher, but he ate some really spicy food and now has 'the ring of fire.'
Tanith:
What's that supposed to mean?
Valkyrie:
He got diarrhoea! And it burns! Tanith, how could you not know that?
Tanith:
Too much information Val'! Actually, now that I think about it, calling it the ring of fire is hilarious!
Hi-5 girlfriend!
Valkyrie:
I'm brilliant, aren't I?
Tanith:
Shut up.
Valkyrie:
Well I am! Come on, admit it. You think I'm awesome too!
Tanith:
You do realise you're calling yourself brilliant and awesome for making up a name for the way it hurts when you eat spicy food and then poop, right?
Valkyrie:
Ha ha! Funny… right? *looks around nervously* Um… can we change the subject?
Tanith:
Sure. So will you be able to come for that sleepover we planned? 'Cause it's getting late
Valkyrie:
Of course, unless Fletcher is in there much longer you know… pooping.
Tanith:
Val'! I thought you said you were gonna change the subject!?
Valkyrie:
I know; I'm sorry, just let me get it out my system.
Poop, dudu, diarrhoea, pooh, faeces, pooh pooh, all day long the poop!
Tanith:
You didn't have to text it to me! You could've at least said it to yourself, not text it! I am now mentally scarred for life!
Valkyrie:
Sorry, my bad…
Tanith:
Ahgh… fine, I forgive you.
Now please just tell Fletcher you have to go and can't stay any longer, pretty please? *batters eyelashes*
Valkyrie:
Alright, anything to stop you cyber-pleading.
Tanith:
Yay!
Valkyrie:
*Laugh out loud* That's my hyper active 80-something-year-old Tanith!
Tanith:
Hey! There's nothing wrong with an 80-something-year-old being forever hyper!
Valkyrie:
Yes there is, you're supposed to be in an old age home, not saving the world and going on sleepovers!
Tanith:
Stop being mean! *pulls tongue at you*
Valkyrie:
Fine, pick me up at Essenwood Road in 15 minutes.
Tanith:
OK, bye Val'.
Valkyrie:
Bye Tanith.
I'm sorry if I seemed like a bit of a 'potty mouth!' Get it, 'potty mouth!' Ah, I am so funny. *wipes away tears of laughter*
Hope you enjoyed that, I know it was a bit vulgar and childish but I felt like acting five when I wrote it!
And yes, I kinda swapped their personalities around by mistake, though it doesn't really matter.
You know what's really weird; I have never spelt that badly in my entire life. Oh well, there's a first time for everything.
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