Bleach-

Kon's Perverted adventure!

By Aaronaxell

"RUKIAAAA BIG SISSTEERRR!" Shouted Kon as he heading for rukia's cleavage as the pervert he is "I Missed You Rukia Sist-"

Suddenly an arm appears knocking kon's stuffed animal body crashing into ichigos arm "Uhhhh...Who's There?" says kon in pain "Sorry Kon! Not today" says ichigo "Come on guys don't be shy come on in" says rukia. Chad and Orihime enter the room "Sorry i didn't know you were ready!" said orihime smiling "Hey...Wheres Uryu?"says chad "Is That him ichigo?" says kon peaking out the window "HEEEY ISHIDA WHATS GOIN ON? BUDDY" says a voice from outside

"Don't tell me thats..." says ichigo "Yes...that's keigo"

Says chad "Get off me keigo" says uryuu trying to push him off his body "Stop hugging me!" "Aww come on uryu thats no way to treat a friend" says keigo "Friend?" says uryu shocked "Hey Uryu Are we going or what i got my bag?" says ichigo from the window

"Why don't we bring keigo to?" asks ichigo "WHAT NO WAY" says uryu "Come on its just keigo" says ichigo

"What you seen him assaulting me" says uryu fixing his glasses! "Whatever come on keigo were going to the mall wanna come?" asks ichigo "HELL YEAH!" shouts keigo "Uh...Why must i always be ignored" mutters uryu "Jeez i sure would love to go! What wonderfull women could possible be there?" says kon "All types!" says ichigo "Too bad your a stuffed animal though" "WHAT THATS NOT FAIR!" says kon "Whatever were leaving lets go!" says ichigo as he leaves the room with his friends "HEY WAIT I WANNA GO TOO!" says kon as ichigo shuts the door

Alright lets go! Says ichigo

"Heh Heh they won't go without me this time" says kon menacingly!

Chapter 1 End-

Start kon's adventure in the next chapter-

Shinigami Cup Golden :

"Hey mayuri! There's hollows attacking in karakura and its a menos grande!" says hiyosu

"So the substitute soul reaper can handle it" says mayuri

"Sir it seems he is going shopping at a mall" says miyosu

"Hey we should have a mall here" says miyosu

"Miyosu your a genius!" shouts mayuri in amazement

-Work in progress-To be continued-