Me:... (Ducks from incoming bullet shot by reader) I KNOW I KNOW! I HAVE A LIFE YOU KNOW!

Kyoya: Sadly enough, she speaks the truth... Sorta.

Me: Well, I use my free time to watch Let's Plays... But, hey, I'm a gamer! Not just a damn writer! So, my moe meter broke today. So that means I'll be more succumb to emotions and be really rand- COOKIE OMNOMNOMNOM!-om.

Hosts: -_-

Me: I told you! Broken meter equals psycho-ness. Anyhoodles, this would be the first chapter of my re-write for Sisters and Cake! Sorry it took so long...

Haruhi: But I don- (Gun point) Della owns nothing!

.oOo. Chapter One: Welcome... Sis? .oOo.

Click, click, click.

The sound of high heels hitting the floors of the oh-so-pink and elegant halls of Ouran Academy, school for the rich and mafia spawn, clacked with a loud echo. The sound going unheard to the footsteps destination.

Music Room Three. The (almost) abandoned music room.

The chatter of the few boys and many fangirls spilled through the cracks in the door. The table closest to the door being most audible. The owner of the loud heels peeked in through the crack, a suggestible smirk planting her rosy lips.

Meanwhile, the two hosts and their clientele were none the wiser of the spy, just chattering along.

"Mmm, Takashi! This cake is amazing~, Nee?"

"Hai." Takashi Morinozuka (Widely known as Mori), the strong and silent type, picked up his tiny dessert fork and cut into the moist piece of chocolate cake and was about to bring it up to his lips, when it suddenly disappeared.

"Yum! This is great! But it's no where near as great as mine! You should try it, Mabui-Chan!" The red-headed mystery girl giggled as she held the elegant plate that was once in Mori's possession.

"Who's that?"

"Where did she come from? I don't remember hearing the door open..."

"Did she just steal Mori's cake?"

Mori looked at the cake thief long and hard while she happily nomnomed on the piece of chocolate heaven. She called Mitsukuni Mabui-Chan... Could she be...?

"Who are you?" Honey questioned the girl in his way-too-high-pitched-for-an-eighteen-year-old-boy voice, making the perpetrator get all teary eyed.

"You dun remember me, do you!" She started to weep, the plate being thrown across the room, smashing into a million pieces when it hit the wall and scattering across the area.

"And why did you call me Mabui-Chan? Only my older sister calls me that! And she lives in a secret ninja village and I probably will never see her again..." Mori face palmed as the girl smiled, all tears disappearing.

"Bingo! Took you long enough!" The red-head then posed as if about to battle. "And thus, a duel I proclaim!"

"Re-Really? Della?"

"Yupperoni! Now, let's fight!"

Honey stood up and readied himself. They had a stare off, daring the other person to make the first move. Della smirked and disappeared. Every onlooker, with the exception of Mori and Kyoya, started to look around them.

"What just happened?"

"Did she just disappear!"

"I think I've gone insane!"

"I'm dreaming! I know I am!"

Honey kept alert, closing his eye's and trying to focus on listening. Della suddenly popped up behind him and swiftly threw a punch aimed for his back! But he dodged the fist and grabbed onto her leg, attempting to flip her over but just as he was about to-

"Big mistake." She pointed out darkly as she thrust up her leg, tossing him high into the air! She darted up with him to the ceiling, him flailing while she was swift. Grabbing onto his collar, she pushed down towards the ground! Honey kicked and punched in attempt to flip them so that she was the one to hit the ground, but to no avail.

WHAM!

The loli-shota type hit a conveniently placed mattress.

"Winner, Della Haninozuka" Mori announced.

"Wh-Where did this come from!" The red-head stuttered as she sat on her brother's back.

"We can't have any of our hosts injured now, can we? There's no profit to gain from an absent Honey. And if Honey isn't here, Mori isn't. We can't have that now, can we?" Kyoya remarked.

"True..."

.oOo. Later On .oOo. \

"So, since your eighteen and learned all you could in ninja school, you transferred to Ouran and you're renting a commoners apartment?" Haruhi generalized , attempting to make sense of the situation at hand. It was after club hours, the hosts were sitting together, questioning the newcomer.

"Yup!"

"Why did you leave in the first place?" The brown eyed 'girl' questioned.

"That's classified."

"Okay, then why not just move back into the main house?" Haruhi asked.

"That's classified."

"Hey! You said you moved into commoner apartments right?" Kaoru started.

"That's cla- Oh, wait. Ya, I did." Della gave a curious look at the twin.

"Maybe you live in the same complex as Haruhi!" Hikaru concluded.

"Do you?" Tamaki lilted, an excited look gracing his princely facial features.

Haruhi's eyebrow twitched. "You know, my apartment complex isn't the only one in Japan."

Della was about to say where the complex was, when she was tapped on the shoulder. She turned her head, only to see a average-heighted girl with straight black hair and glowing browm eye's. "Haley! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the village?"

"Nah, it was pretty boring once you left. Plus, your mom shoved me and Lizzie onto the private jet to come and keep you company since there wasn't really anyone around here you knew."

"Lizzie too!" Della looked around. "Where is she?" Suddenly, there was a loud crash from above and the sound of a girl screaming.

THUD! A girl with maroon-colored hair with black tips came crashing down from above, creating a huge hole in the ceiling. She quickly stood up and started to punch the one called Haley.

"You...! Why didn't you wake me up!" The black eyed girl screamed.

"Lizzie!" Della glomped the one now known as Lizzie, which consequently created a domino effect and made her topple onto the dark haird girl being attacked.

"Wait a minute... I'm lost." Haruhi sweat dropped.

Me: And that's my three pages of story limit! I find it a fitting place to end chapter one! Now, I'm going to gawk at my Google Chrome theme.

Haley: You're welcome. To fill you readers in, I told her there was and OHSHC theme, and she automatically looked it up.

Me: It's so awesome!

Hikaru: Creeper.

Me: Sssssssssssss BOOM! (Lols If you get this reference, you get an ultra super OMNOMNOMNOM cookie!)

Honey: Review please! If you do, you get a voodoo cookie!