Date: 4-1-2024
Joke 1: Sarah, Kyle and Derek walk through the front door unaware of bucket that is full of water hanging above them. Unfortunately, Sarah is the one to get wet in which makes her mad.
Sarah(yelling): Where the hell are those two teenagers and that goddamn cyborg?
Kyle(laughing): OH God, please have mercy on us
Sarah(to kyle): Please shut up
Kyle: What did I do wrong to you?
Sarah(yelling): You're laughing at me
Kyle(laughing): I'm sorry
Sarah: I'll see you in hell
Derek(to Sarah): I wonder what kind of other tricks those kids of yours and that cyborg have in stored for us?
Joke 2: All of a sudden, a bunch of living and breathing rats approach Sarah, Derek and Kyle scaring the be Jesus out of them
Sarah(yelling): OH shit
Derek(yelling): OH shit
Kyle(yelling): OH Crap
Sarah: I hate rats, teenagers and robots
Kyle(to Sarah): I guess this is what we get for having children
Sarah(yelling): You're damn right straight
Derek(using his gun to kill the rats): Die..Die..Die..Die
Joke 3: John, Cameron and Kitty who are dressed up like clowns approach the trio. Frightened, Sarah, Derek and Kyle use their guns to shoot at the "clowns". Sarah, Derek and Kyle stop shooting when John, Cameron and Kitty take off their masks. As usual, Kyle and Derek give Sarah the job of punishing John, Chance, Kitty and Cameron.
John(yelling): What the hell?
Sarah(to John): Are you the master mind behind all of these cruel jokes?
John(laughing): May be
Sarah: John, you're grounded for life. I don't care if you are an adult or mankind's savior.
John: What about Cam, kit and Chance?
Sarah(laughing): OH yeah, we can't forget about them
John: You should punish them too
Sarah(to Cameron, Chance and Kitty): Y'all are grounded as well
Cameron(pouting): Sarah, you can't punish me because I am not your daughter
Sarah(yelling): Cameron, you are my daughter for as long as you continue to live in my house
Kitty(crying): Mom, I'm sorry
Sarah(yelling): Kitty, your tears and apologizes will never be good enough to keep you off of punishment. I expected more out of you because you are my favorite daughter.
Chance (choked up): Do you forgive me, mom
Sarah (touching Chance's cheek): I love you, but I don't approve of your actions. I expected more from you.
Kyle: In the words of the late and great Kurt Cobain, it smells like a teenage spirit up in here
Cameron: And I am trapped in your heart shaped box for you have the music in you
Chance: I miss Kurt Cobain and Nirvana
Sarah(yelling): Anyway, let us clean up this house
John: No, I don't want to
Sarah: John Connor?
John: What?
Kyle: Listen to your mother, John
John: No, I don't want to
Sarah: Listen to your father, John
John: OK, whatever you say
Kyle: Its about time that someone like me showed you who is really in charge here
John(with a sigh): Parents and rules
Kitty: I forgive you for blue skies
Cameron: Dance is the hidden language of the soul
Chance: Folly is the hidden love language between two people
Derek(walking into the kitchen): I think that I may need a drink
Kitty(following Derek): I think that I may need a drink as well
Sarah(yelling): Riley, what on earth do you think you are doing?
Kitty(yelling): Please stop calling me by my middle name
Sarah: Riley, you are absolutely too young to be drinking
Kitty: Please stop calling me by my middle name
Sarah: Riley, please be quiet and help me clean up this house right now
Kitty(rolling her eyes, she sighs): Alright
Sarah(with a sigh): Teenagers
Kyle(kissing Sarah): I love you
Sarah(smiling): I love you too
John(disgusted): Mom and Dad, please go get a room
Kitty: Mom and dad, I agree with John
Kyle: Chance and Kitty, you need to learn some manners. Your mom and me are going to send both of you to military boot camp this summer.
Kitty(crying, she begs): Dad, I am sorry for playing cruel jokes on you and mom. Whatever you do, please don't send me to boot camp.
Chance (pleading with Kyle): Please don't send me to boot camp. They will kill me over there. I would rather visit my grandparents.
Kyle: I have to think about it
John: I'm sorry
Sarah(embracing John): I forgive you
Kitty(jealous): Where is my hug?
Kyle(embracing Kitty): I forgive you
Derek(with a sigh): Parents and children
Cameron: I wish that I had a family of my own
John(embracing Cameron): I love you
Cameron(smiling): I love you too