Tales of a crystalline hexagram
Prompt: 1 – Manners
Word count: 129
Title: Impolite
Date: 23/05/09 ~ Ages ago, I know, but I procrastinated typing it up.
Summary: Some people just have no etiquette.
Characters: Tsubaki, Shun'o
Pairings: TsubakiXShun'o, if you like
Spoilers: Nope
Disclaimer: Bleach doesn't belong to me, and neither do Orihime's awesome fairies. At least, not yet...
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Slurp.
Shun'o watched in disgust as Tsubaki greedily slurped up his vegetable soup.
"You're a pig, Tsubaki," she scorned, wrinkling her nose.
"Well, how else am I supposed to eat it?" he retorted, with an annoyed glance at her.
"Quietly! I can't stand it! You're putting me off."
"If you don't like it, go and eat somewhere else," Tsubaki replied curtly, before going back to his food.
Shun'o said nothing, but fumed silently. After about half a minute of intolerable gulping and slurping, she finally exploded, "It's just so rude!"
"It's not as rude as leaving food on your plate. Honestly, Ayame spent ages on that soup and you've hardly touched it!"
"I'm not hungry anymore," she pouted.
A pause, then:
"If you're not hungry, I'll have it."
"Tsuuubaaakii!"