Gem in Black
Chrys, Blackguards, and the GiB are all creations of Dom`ny Mortis, based on concepts
by Square, all rights reserved. Setting and all other characters property of Square,
ARR. The plot elements taken from three highly prominent movies belong to whoever
actually wrote the scripts. The humor's all mine. MST3K probably deserves a credit
just for the heck of it.
Midnight in a secluded and much seedy part of Geo
Larc: Where's my sister!?
Niccolo: Easy, friend. Did you bring what we asked for?
Chitto: Yeahyeahyeah!!! Hand over da cash! Cashcashcash!!!
Niccolo: Not that, you idiot!
Larc: Yes, I have your statue. May you choke on it!
Niccolo: Oh come now! You're about to be reunited with your sister! You should be happy! Smile!
Larc: *hands over small statue of a falcon* Release my sister, you carrot-chawing -
Niccolo: Enough, before you blow a blood vessel. Let her go.
A ruffled but unhurt Sierra steps into view from the shadows.
Sierra: *mutters* Eat a salad, rabbit.
Larc: *slipping Sierra a knife* So why did you want that statue? You can get ten of those at any garage sale.
Niccolo: No need for you to concern yourself with that, now that I have it. Chitto! Do that psychotic thing you do
so well.
Chitto: Yeahyeahyeah!!
Sierra: Now that you have what?
Niccolo: The Mekiv Falcon, you tw... WHERE'D IT GO!?!?