A/N: I don't intend to offend anybody with this song, The thought just came to me and my friends so we decided to write it. I like Shakira and I'm not trying to make fun of her song, because I like her and her songs. So enjoy:)


Underneath my clothes

You're a thong
created by the hands of God
Don't get me wrong
This might sound to you a bit odd
But you're the place
Where my crack goes hiding
right under my clothes
Is where I'll find you

Underneath my clothes
There's a naked body
There's the thong I chose
There's my territory
And all the money that I earned
For being such a good whore honey

Because of you
I forgot the smart ways to dress
Because of you
I'm running out of rubbers to use
When my friends are gone
When the parties over
We will still be on each other

Underneath my clothes
There's a naked body
There's the thong I chose
There's my territory
And all the money that I earned
For being such a good whore honey

Underneath my clothes
There's a naked body
There's the thong I chose
There's my territory
And all the money that I earned
For being such a good whore
For being such a good whore..

I love you more than all that's on the market
Movin' talkin' walkin' breathing
Your all that I feel
Oh baby it's so funny
They almost don't believe it
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Everyones looking at my body
Like a lady looking at diamonds
There looking at you

Underneath my clothes
There's a naked body
There's the thong I chose
There's my territory
And all the money I earned
For being such a good whore honey

Underneath my clothes (woahh)
There's a naked body
There's the thong I chose
There's my territory
and all the money that I earned
For being such a good whore
For being such a good whore....