Exactly How I Got Kicked out of Walmart
Well, this is how I got kicked out of Walmart.
Annabeth made me go shopping with her for sleeping bags for the newbies(we RAN OUT OF BEDS!). It was really really really really really really really really really really really really boring. And that's just an understament. I mean not that I don't mind, it just that IT IS BORING!
"Watch me get kicked out of Walmart!" I yelled. This was about to get unboring.
I ran to the costume department. Some little kid spit on my food.
"Watch it old man!" He had screamed at me. I spit at him in the eye. Then I saw a batman costume. Perfect.
I went into the dressing room and came out a couple minutes later. I was in a batman costume with cape and EVERYTHING!
I started running around the store, yelling, "NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!" Over and over again.
There was this one kid who said, "SAVE ME BATMAN!" I stuck my tounge out at him and started running again.
Finally, the store owner came over to me.
"Sir, I'm sorry but you must leave walmart this moment," She said.
"WHO"S GONNA MAKE ME? MY MOMMA?" I yelled.
Then she called security. They dragged me out of the store. One hour later Annabeth came out and scolded me. Then when I went to camp, Chrion scolded me.
Then my dad IMed me and scolded me.
AN one shot!