Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…but if I did…MWUAHAHAHAHA!…eh-hem, let's just say that it would be majorly fucked up! Like this story! LOL!

Yays…new story that I thought of

Ninja Prinny and Chibi Strawberry. You were my inspiration…from your reviews I got this fabulous idea! (winks…you'll see what I mean.)

BTW: just so you know the time setting…this is before the genin exams and he also knows about Kyuubi (Kyuubi's a girl in this). Also, I know no Japanese except for a few words, so when I tell fights I'll use English, with the exception of the ones that I do know or find out online. (please be kind when I use them, because I might spell them wrong.)

Pairings: possibly…I haven't decided if I want a pairing yet. But, if I do, it won't be until later in the story and the pairing will be an OC.

Now onto the story…MWUAHAHAHA!

Revenge Is Best Served Cold

At the Academy:

A young boy came running into a classroom. He had messy blond hair with bright blue eyes. He wore an atrocious orange jumpsuit that didn't compliment him at all. Said boy came crashing through the classroom, straight toward a pink-haired girl.

"Sakura-chan! How are you?!" shouted a very happy Naruto.

"Why do you wanna know, baka?" she said while staring out the window, looking for Sasuke. 'Maybe today he'll say yes!' 'Then he'll be ours! Mwuahahaha!' said inner Sakura.

"Well…I was hoping that you'd go out with me tonight! There's supposed to be a meteor shower. I thought that you'd like to see it with me." He said with a shy smile on his face.

"Never! I was going to ask Sasuke-kun the same thing! How dare you ask me that?! Haven't I pounded it into your head enough times that you understand that I don't like you!"

"I…I understand Sakura-chan." He said as he sat back down in his seat. 'Dumb bitch! How dare she say that! Ugh…if it weren't for the fucking town going ballistic on me, I would so kill her and bathe in her blood right here, right now.' He thought darkly. 'I could take out all of these idiots and rid this pathetic town of their ignorance. We haven't even learned how to kill yet! At this rate, they'll never be able to make the final blow! THIS ACADEMY IS A DISGRACE TO NINJA VILLAGES EVERYWHERE!'

"Heh. Got shot down again? How pathetic are you?" "Arf! Arf!"

"Hello, Kiba. Akamaru. Ready for an ass whooping?" Said Naruto, who is currently in a pissed off mood.

"In your dreams, Uzumaki. You'll never be able to lay a finger on me no matter how much you train."

'Keep thinkin' that you dumb brunette.' "Kiba, you asshole! Go away before I…"

"Before you what, Naruto?" The sudden voice made everyone jump back into their seats. "You know that you're not supposed to fight in school." Said Iruka, the teacher.

"Yeah, whatever." Naruto said.

Iruka sent an annoyed glance at Naruto and then proceeded with the class. "Now the lesson today, class, is a history on Konoha!" he said excitedly while the rest of the class groaned.

After school, Naruto went out into the forest to train. No one really knew it, but Naruto was a genius in his own right. He just couldn't do any jutsus that needed a small amount of chakra. So, most of his jutsus were higher level than genin.

After practice, he sat there catching his breathe and decided to have a little chat with his furry friend. 'Yo, Kyu-chan!' '…' 'Kyu-chan!!'

'What the fuck is it!? I finally got to a good part in my dream and you go and ruin it!' she growled out.

'Do you think that it's time I leave? I really think that I should.'

'You should at least give them a few days, that way you can prepare, and then leave them a parting gift.' Kyuubi said maliciously. 'And stop calling me Kyu-chan!'

'Thanks, Kyu-chan!' Kyuubi growled menacingly at this, but went back to sleep.

The day that Naruto decided to leave, he went to his last day at the Academy.

'Thank Kami. I won't have t hear all these bitches screeching.' He thought as he sat down, finally not putting up an idiot mask, well…sort of.

He just sat in his desk with his head down, thinking of ways to become stronger and how to get revenge on this pathetic excuse of a hidden village. When he heard someone bang on his desk. It was a substitute. Iruka today had caught an awful sickness and couldn't go ten minutes without retching.

"What do you think you're doing?!" she screamed. Her name was Tohru. She had short, black hair, with banana curls in it. She had a gorgeous face, but had an ugly scowl on it from seeing the demon in this class. "Answer me, you dem…" she stopped as she felt something squeezing her neck.

It was Naruto's hand. "Watch what you say, miss, or you'll find the Third's law applies to you as well, he whispered and let her go.

She had a mix of emotions. Two of them were fear and hate. After the incident, she continued with class.

The general thoughts were:

'Woah…I've never seen Naruto snap like that.'

'How did the dobe, move so fast?'

'What did he whisper?'

'Too troublesome.'

'…'

'He's still not as good as Sasuke…'

And many other thoughts as well, but they stopped thinking about it after Tohru started teaching again.

When class was finally over, Naruto went to talk to Sakura, even though he really hates her. "Hey, Sakura. Wanna go out with me? Last chance." He said.

"Never you little freak!" she screamed.

"You little bitch!" he finally snapped. "How dare you?! You little slut, how can you say that when you don't even know me?!" It was then that he slapped her and walked off. 'Time to leave. Now is the time, Kyu-chan. I can't stand them anymore.'

Late that night, Naruto snuck over to the wall. He waited until the guard passed and the wall was clear. He jumped onto the wall and took one last look at the village that had made him into who he is.

'In a way, I should thank them. They have made me stronger. Though, I still hate them. I hope they like the little gift I left them.' He thought evilly. It was then that he leapt over the wall and into the outside world.

After a few hours of running, he didn't want to be caught so early in his escape, he decided that he should go to the Kumogakure.

'Why do you want to go to Kumogakure of all places?' Kyuubi asked.

'Well, I do have an affinity to lightning. And I also heard that they have the most horrible torture methods! I want to learn their jutsus and how to torture. This will be so much fun!' he thought as he imagined how he could come back to Konoha and slowly destroy it.

'Hmm, well they do have some pretty nasty torture methods and they also have some pretty good apothecaries. You could learn how to make poisons! For once you've had a great idea.' Said Kyuubi in amazement.

'Yeah, yeah. You don't have to sound so amazed.'

'Pft. And who was the one that said "hey, a hive! I can get honey from there!" and then spent the rest of the day recovering from bee stings?'

'I was three!!' he said in defense.

'Still. That was stupid, even for a three year old.'

'…shut up.' And with that, finished their conversation.

"I think I should stop and change into something I really like." He said to himself, still wearing the hideous orange jumpsuit. "I'll just get something at the next town I stop in."

Hokage's office the next day:

"Hokage-sama, there's someone here to see you." Said the secretary.

"Let them in."

The person that came in was Iruka, now feeling much better than the day before.

"Um, Hokage-sama, it seems that Naruto was at the Academy today. I went to his house, Ichiraku, and the training area that he goes to, but he wasn't at any of them." He said worried.

"This is troubling. I'll send some shinobi to find him. Don't worry. He's probably hiding out somewhere." Said the Hokage.

But, after all of the shinobi that he sent out said that they didn't find him, he got worried. 'He finally left.' He sighed. 'Well, I hope that he'll find a better life. Hopefully he'll stay loyal to us, but that's very doubtful. I won't list him as a nukenin, no matter what the council says. He will still be welcomed back.'

With Naruto:

'Finally. After hours of running, I've finally found a village.'

As he walked through the village, he found a clothing store.

When he went inside, he saw racks of clothes, upon clothes, upon clothes. To put it mildly, it was gigantic. The outside looked small, but the inside was, well, huge.

'Black and red look really good on you.' Said Kyuubi.

'You think so? I do love red…' As he looked around the story for something that caught his eye, he found some clothes. When he came out of the dressing room, he looked…hot.

He had on a black cloak (it looks like a trench coat) with red on the hems of the bottom of it, the sleeves and the collar, which came up to his about his chin. On the back, he had the kanji for blood also in red. The cloak also had many hidden pockets inside of it. Under that, he had on a red muscle shirt that almost looked black. His pants were black and baggy so that he could move freely. He had two white belts over the pants so that he could carry swords and other such weapons if he wanted to. He also had on black combat boots with many buckles on it. He looked pretty bad-ass with the outfit and his long, blond hair. (his hair is not past his shoulders). He was quite happy with what he had picked out.

When he was finished, he had four other outfits and had pitched the hideous jumpsuit.

'You look quite good.' Kyuubi stated.

'Thanks.' He said. 'Although, I think that I want something more…'

With that, he set out through the town. What he found was a tattoo and piercing shop. He went in.

"Hello, there." Said a gorgeous redhead with green eyes.

"Hi. Um, I would like a couple piercings and maybe a tattoo." He said.

"Well, I don't really do those for minors without a written consent from parents." She told him.

"I don't have parents, so I can't really give you those. But, I do have a lot of money." He said.

"Well, ok. But please don't tell anyone. I could get in trouble."

He agreed and ended up getting three eyebrow piercings on his left eyebrow along with five piercings on his right ear and six on his left.

"Looks good. I think I will get a tattoo. Can I see what you have?"

"Sure." She said. Business had been slow lately, so she had been more than happy to do this. "By the way, since you're so young, I have a special ink that'll make the tattoos grow with you. Just in case you were wondering."

He smiled. 'What a pleasant surprise.' When he looked through, he saw two tattoos that he really liked.

"I would like this one on my back and this one on my right bicep." He said, pointing out the two.

When she was done, he had a full back tattoo that had a beautiful angel with her wings open and stretched over his shoulder blades. She had long and flowing, blue-black hair that reached past her waist. She also had sad onyx eyes. She had on an elegant white dress that looked stunning on her. But, what caught the eye the most was that she was drenched in blood. It was quite beautiful in a sad way.

On his right bicep, he had a black and white bleeding heart with chains on it. It was simple, but elegant.

'I feel as though these tattoos capture what's in my soul, Kyu-chan.'

'They do, indeed. You made wonderful choices.' She said in awe.

"Well, thank you so much. They are beautiful. You have a true art." He said to her.

"Thank you. I enjoyed doing it. Is there anything else I can do for you?"

'Hey, Kyu-chan. What would you think if I got…' as he and Kyuubi chatted, she decided that she loved the idea.

"Do you know where I can get my hair highlighted?" he asked.

"Well…there's a place not far from here." She said

"Thanks! I'll look around a bit and find it. Bye." And with that, he was off.

When Naruto finally found the place, he went in and saw a guy with black hair that had blue and green highlights. He had purple eyes.

"Welcome! What can I help you with today?" he asked politely.

"I would like some highlights. Black highlights, please."

"How would you like red bangs?" asked the hair guy since Naruto's hair was pretty much black and blond now.

"I think it'd look cool. Why not?"

By the time Naruto was finished in the village, he had a new, punk look and his wallet was much, much lighter. He was too happy to notice, though.

When he checked in to the inn at the village, he looked at the map, and saw that he had about a week's trip to get to Kumo.

Thanks for reading this…and don't worry, Chibi Strawberry and Ninja Prinny…it will be how you described later on in the story. (insert evil grin here) MWUAHAHAHA!

Wow, this was a long chap. Yays! (hugs chibi Itachi and starts to dance with it.)