This is just a quick, random, hopefully funny one-shot. Takes place after Breaking Dawn. This is just a joke and I love Jacob and Seth, so there's no offense meant. Sorry if it sucks because this is my first fanfic.
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and the characters, because if I did Seth would have already imprinted on me.
LEAH P.O.V.
I'm gonna kill those two idiots! Having to be in their heads and having them in mine is more annoying than having an entire bush-full of thorns in all of my paws! They found out how much I like RENT and now they won't leave me alone! As soon as they knew, they watched it so they knew what they could use against me. UGH! Last time we went on patrol was the worst! We were running near the Cullens' when the oh-so-annoying Jacob decided to start singing "Out Tonight" in his head. "What's the tiiiiiiiimmmme? Well its gotta be close to midniiiiight. My body's talking to me it says time for dangerrrrrrrrrr. It says I wanna commit a criiiiiime. Wanna be the cause of a fight. Wanna put on a tight skirt, and flirt, with a strangerrrrrrr" To make matters worse the mini-Jacob (AKA my baby brother Seth) started picturing Sam dressed as Mimi doing the dance just to piss me off. Of course my revenge was SWEEEEEEET! I started to picture Jacob as Angel and Seth as Collins and thought about the part after "I'll Cover You". That shut them up really quickly! I think I even heard Seth whimper! They may be good at annoying me, but at least they're fun to annoy back!
MEANWHILE AT THE CULLENS…(Edward P.O.V.)
Everyone was staring at me worriedly, except for Jasper. Poor Jasper, he couldn't hear what I was hearing or see what I was seeing but he felt my hysterics, so he was just as bad as me. Bella finally looked at Carlisle and said "Can vampires go insane?" All Carlisle could do was shrug. I couldn't wait to tell them all about what I had just heard and seen from the minds of Jacob, Seth, and Leah. Of course, it would have to wait until I stopped laughing, which could be a while.
I just saw that this story had like over 90 hits but I only got one review, so I am BEGGING you to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me what you think. I want to improve my writing so even if you just want to flame me then I will happily accept. I don't wanna write a bucnh of fanfics if they suck. so please please please, pretty please with a cherry and seth/jacob/or edward on top PLEASE review! (I'm desperate and pathetic i know)