*This is a parody of Shania Twain's popular hit, Man I Feel Like A Woman...It is slightly perverted*
Let's go Snape
C'mon
I'm going to have some Snape sex, throw a silencing hex
Gonna let these feelings come out
Wanna make some of noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna get Severus to scream and shoutttttt
No inhibitions, make no unbreakable conditions
Get a little out of line
I ain't gonna act magically correct
I only wanna have a good time.
The best thing about being his wife
Is that the insufferable know-it-all is in his life
Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh go totally free, forget I'm Hermione
No contraceptive potions, or relaxation charm lotions
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Pull his hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like Snape's wife.
We goin' to the apothecary, makin' potions is fun and scary
Tonight, we'll try to conceive the greatest witch or wiz of all
We have a great romance, heck I gave him a lap dance
I'm gonna style my hair to make it look like a water fall
The best thing about bein' his wife
Is that the insufferable know it all is in his life
(Repeat chorus)
The best thing about bein' his wife
Is that the insufferable know it all is in his life(life, life)
(Repeat Chorus)
I get totally free
Severus, can you feel it
Come, come, come on snapey
I feel like Snape's wifee