"Camera 1. Zoom and enhance. Fuuurther. Fuuuuu- a little back. There we go. EVERYONE GET READY IN FIVE!" Said the director Jaune. His puffy pants and jeweler's monacle proudly standing out. If his ego were to run on internal combustion, someone gave the poor fool rocket fuel.
"C'mon Nora, it's time to set up" after putting on her pink chef hat, she started dancing around the stage, spurring everyone to chuckle as her pre-broadcast tradition continued. "I'M QUEEN OF THE SEEET! I'M QUEEN OF THE SEEEEEET!" She jumped into Ren's arms laughing as if she heard the best joke in the world.
"One minute!" Jaune shouted. "Get into places!" Ren and Nora ran around the set like headless chickens as thet scrambled to get all the food prepped.
"Action!" Intro music blares
"Welcome to Ren and Nora's Cafe! Sponsored by the dust company!" Said the upbeat announcer
"Hi! I'm Ren!" "And I'm Nora!" "And welcome to our home!" They said in unison
"Today!" Ren's knives pop out from his sleeves "We're making a Turducken" "oooooooh!"
After 15 minutes of prep. "Now since we have all the ingredients set up. I'm going to need to get each piece inside the other from biggest to smallest. Now before the show, we have made another set up!" It slides in front of Nora. "Now I'll use the Schnee stufferizer!" A grip rolls in a giant stainless steel behemoth with a spit and a basket. "And IIII'll USD my hammer!" She swings it out to it's full size. As she laughs maniacally. The only time Ten has ever seen her smile like that is when she broke Cardin's legs
"I hope you got a good look at thus, Jauney boy!" Sheet bass them stacked up almost like Russian nesting dolls. She swings her hammer and the result looked like a squished turkey. The crowd losses their shit and cheers.
"And that's looking marvelous Nora! Now let's see the compresser in action!" Shwump! And like that, it's all stuffed perfectly. The crowd is dead silent "boo" well except for that guy.
"NORA SMASH!" She hits it and it's turned into a pancake
"YEEEEEEAAAAAH WE LOVE YOU NORA WOOOO SIGN MY SHIRT WOOO PLEASE DO IT AGAIN!" Shouted that crowd. The outro them started playing as 'Nora's Smashathon' crushed the original intro and Thrunderstruck started playing as Ten and Nora laughed
"This. This was.." Jaune was at a loss for words. "AMAZING!" He exclaimed, happy with what transpired.
Later that night the crew went and got absolutely smashed from their usual round of free drinks, bought by the fans, while Ren had his usual tea. 'Today was a good day' he thought as he smiled "NORA GET OFF THE POLE DAMMIT!"
Thanks for reading y'all! If you can draw Jaune in his director's outfit and or Demand Nora in their chef uniforms, please don't hesitate and you WILL get hugs. Have a great day!