A/N well this story is a mix of ideas between me and my friend Suzz, I hope you like it. I wanted to make this story as funny as possible.

"Tenten would you spar with me today" Neji said.

Although Neji was asking me to spar with him in his kindest voice it still felt like a demand, but Neji was trying and I wanted to reward him for it.

"Sure" I said giving him a warm smile.

On a good day I can hit Neji with one small blow and well on a bad day even coming close to making one successful attack is as impossible as touching my imaginary boyfriend Kyo.

The one thing I can't stand about Neji more than his cold I-am-better-than-you look, is his Hakke Rokujūyon Shō (Eight Trigrams: Sixty-Four Palms) attack. I hate being touched. Epically by a boy. Does Neji count as a boy... the long, silky hair makes me wonder...

He could be a girl in secret. Or maybe he had a sex change. Either way he is pissing me off.

While Neji is blasting me with his stupid attack I can feel myself get pissed. I wonder if he even knows how much it hurts well someone repetably pokes your boobs. If he does, he doesn't seem to be show a once of remorse as he poke one of my most sensitive areas with his damn fingers. I can almost see the massive bruises forming on my left boob. The cresses on his faces deepen when he sees me try to back off from his already approaching left hand.

I consider my options.

Option 1. Try to run away... and leave Neji there wondering why I left flailing my arm and not even saying good bye. The problem with that one is that the Neji I know is very persistent and will probably poke my ass while I run away.

Option 2. Tell Neji that I am tired of sparring. Problem: We have only been out here for like fifteen minutes.

Option 3. Play dead. Problem: If Neji find out he lost his one true love we will never get married and have three children (jk).

I think Neji is on a role or something because he doesn't even seem to notice that I am here even though he is at this every second poking the living crap out of me. He act as if I am some blow up doll that he can reputably poke and torture. THE ONE THING I AM NOT IS ONE OF HIS STUPID GIRL TOYS/FAN GIRLS.

At this very moment I can feel anger rise in me the boiling steam fills me and what is left of my boobs. I want to hit him so bad, just a little slap that all I ask for, to be able to slap Neji once in my pathetic misery of a life.

WHAM! Omg, I just slapped Neji Hyuuga...I'm so dead. He steps backwards with a pissed look on his face. I have to admit he looks kinda hot when he is blood thirsty but I can tell the look on my face is worse without a mirror.

"STOP TOUCHING ME", I scream at him.

Neji now looks scared I can tell I am the only person who has ever slapped him. The red mark on his face look as though I might of hit him a little to hard but why stop now he is going to kill me anyway. I run toward him with intent to kill.

Neji looks at me with aw as I grab a hold of his boxers while he runs away from me. I then grasp a hold of them both and send him flying towards the nearest tree. Neji hit the tree hard and I send a few kunai to hold him up to the tree by his black boxers. Ha...Neji is hanging by his boxers, that seems to good. Maybe I should video tape it and post it on the internet.

Neji has this weird look on his face like he is actually seeing me for the first time as the maniac violent girl that I am. The look on his face is soo pricless. His mouth is half open and his eye wide and big.

We hear a sound coming from the bushes and of course no other than Lee comes out.

"Ah what a beautiful day to bask in young love between my dearest of comrades. I hope that when you two get married Tenten-chan will not be so violent, but I am sure your love will triumph", he said giving his good guy pose.

At this point I was already lunging out at lee ready to attack him. I reputably bopped Lee over the head and beat him up until I was sure he wouldn't say anything stupid like that again.

"Oh my, Neji-kun seems to have a weggie", said Lee getting up from the hole that he had made by me bopping his head so hard.

I turned back to see a blushing Neji who's boxers were stretched as far as his head. He immediately tried to fix himself without having to take off his pants but it proved useless. Neji had a weggie and it was all because of me.

"Neji-kun got a weggie, Neji-kun got a weggie, Neji- kun...",said Lee cut of by me punching hard across the face.

"Wha... what did I do wrong?", Neji asked.

For the first time in my life Neji Hyuuga asked me for advice. For the first time Neji didn't act as tho he was suprior or better than I was. Now all I have to do is make up somthing up because the one time Neji askes me for advice I have no clue what to say. I think it maybe time to consider some new options like gaining control of my anger (witch is never going to happen). Maybe Neji will find out that he loves me for my brused boobs and all who knows...better yet who care besides me(a/n and all the people who love neji and tenten).

Well that was the first chapter. I hope you liked it if not well I hate it well people flame so just leave it be ok. But I am open to any nice reviews. Oh ya and I do not own naruto.