Robin sighed. She didn't know how, but somehow pretty much every boy she knew was hopelessly in love with her. Sounds like a dream come true, right? Not to her. The thing was, Robin was a lesbian. She had no interest in boys, at all. Well, ok, Libra was beautiful, and Robin had to admit she did have a crush on the male's feminine appearance. Then she found out he was, in fact, a he. Suddenly, it all made sense. Libra had something particularly masculine about him. Which sounds really weird, now that she thought about it. To make things worse, the only girl who actually liked her, romantically speaking, actually creeped her out. The amount of male adoration she received had, well, a negative affect on her relationships with women. Sometimes, Robin wished she was a guy. They don't care about that stuff. Girls, however, do. It wasn't fun.

Wait, even if the girls didn't like Robin, they would trust her judgment on relationships. After all, she had grown a reputation as a matchmaker (long story. Long, awkward story). And it would be easy to trick the guys into going on dates with them. Then again, why settle on just the guys with the girls? Why not guys with guys? Or girls with girls? She knew some of the other Sheperds were bi, pan, there were even a couple of ace people. Plus, there's no way she was the only gay person.

Robin smiled, she may have found the solution to her problem. But the question was, who to test it on? She had to make sure people trusted her to do this. A calculator smile spread her lips, she should start with the person who trusted her most:

Chrom.


Q: so I haven't see any F!MU harems or many harems at all really, so here we go. Also, you, yes YOU, the reader will get to choose the pairings! I'm going to give you options though, partially so things don't get really chaotic and partially so I can make rarer ships a bit more popular. Hopefully. So, here we go! Also, I will end voting on Thursday, hopefully getting out a new chapter on Sunday or Monday.

Option one: Chrom x Olivia

Option two: Chrom x Cordelia

Option three: Chrom x Gaius

Edit: due to guidelines voting will be done by poll. For the guest who reviewed before I posted this, I will count your vote. (Chapters should be longer than this)