Hueco Mundo Bar
O.k. everyone, listen up. This is my first parody/humor story. I hope you like it! Please review and let me know what you think about my story so I can make some adjustments.
Warning: These characters are chibis. Unless you are afraid of gay Gins, and Barragans, and other things do not read. Read at your own risk of falling over. Do not drink or eat anything while reading this.
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Aizen was painting a sign that read 'Hueco Mundo Bar'. Gin was smiling at one of the hollows and Tousen was hanging up little tikis that lit up when you flipped on the light switch.
"Gin, what are you doing? You're supposed to be helping us." Tousen asked/told Gin.
"Oh, I'm just staring at the most beautiful hollow I've ever seen" Gin replied casually. He was staring at a lizard looking hollow, the one Ichigo, Chad, and Uryu were looking at, when they were wondering what the smaller hollows ate.
"Well that's good for you, Gin. I hope you and Mr. Lizard get married, have creepy smiling Lizard babies and raise those lizard babies to what's known today as a crocodile!" Replied Aizen sarcastically.
"Maybe we'll do just that! Now won't we Mr. Lizard! Yeah, yeah, yeahh!" replied Gin, half to himself and half to the lizard hollow.
Later That Day/Night type thingy
"UUUHHHH" was all the espada could say when they saw the bar.
"I thought you guys would like it, considering all you guys do is bother me when I don't need you and When I do need you, all of you are either drunk, or hiding from me. The only people who don't do either of those are Ulquiorra and Barragan! I hope you enjoy the bar! As for you, Ulquiorra and Barragan……You get to square dance with each other!"Said Aizen sweetly to the shock stricken espada.
Suddenly, Grimmjow burst out laughing once Aizen was gone. Grimmjow was holding at his sides now laughing like a lunatic. Ulquiorra walked away from his spot in between Tia and Nnoitra. He kicked Grimmjow in the ribs, knowing full well that it would be a while before they healed since he traded instant generation for more strength.
Grimmjow finally calmed down and stood back up with a serious expression on his face."Ya know, I always thought that something like that would happen to me with my luck. TODAY, Grimmjow said in a dramatic voice, MY LUCK HAS TURNED!!"Grimmjow grinned and started laughing and pointing at Ulquiorra and Barragan.
Barragan walked up to Ulquiorra while everyone else walked torwards the bar. Barragan started talking in an old gramp's voice and said, "So beautiful lady, do you want to dance with me?"
Ulquiorra was horror stricken when Grimmjow started chanting something."DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, COME ON EVERYBODY!"Grimmjow chanted/instructed to everyone.
Eventually, everyone started chanting "DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!"Ulquiorra started waving his hands trying to make everyone shut-up.
"I have an announcement everyone!"Everyone stopped chanting and looked at Ulquiorra.
"Grimmjow likes to use his release form, turn into a kitty and go to the World of the Living and play dress up with some girls!"
Everyone stared at Grimmjow who was standing by himself, with a red face.
"Ulquiorra! You trader! You promised me you wouldn't tell anyone!" said Grimmjow who was half-mad and half-embarrassed by what Ulquiorra had said.
Ulquiorra started to snicker to himself as Grimmjow ran away from the irked espada.
"Holy Shit, no way!" Screamed Nnoitra."Ulquiorra just smiled!
Everyone stared in shock and horror just as they had at Grimmjow. Ulquiorra was still smiling when a click and a flash went off. Ulquiorra looked up and saw Halibel snapping photos of Ulquiorra with her i-phone.
"Quick let me see the device you need to put the photos on the internet and YouTube!" exclaimed Szayel.
Ulquiorra started blushing.*SNAP SNAP SNAP* Halibel was taking more pictures of Ulquiorra. Whatever, he didn't need to go through this.
"Hey wait beautiful lady, why don't you come over here and give me a little smooch!" Yelled Barragan after Ulquiorra when he realized that he was leaving.
"Imbeciles!" muttered Ulquiorra under his breath as he walked away.
AT that current moment in Aizen's room where Gin was trying to kiss the lizard hollow…..
"I don't blame Ulquiorra for not wanting to dance with Barragan. I wouldn't want to dance with that gay-wad either. It's hard enough even looking at him. His damn face looks like a pig's butt!" Aizen said aloud to himself or whoever was currently listening.
That night when Ulquiorra was crawling into bed….
Ulquiorra was crawling in bed that night as he lay still; he remembered what had happened today. Suddenly, Ulquiorra felt something crawl up his leg and he did something he thought he would never do…He screamed. Gin ran into his room and saw the hollow lizard trying to run up Ulquiorra's green boxers.
"There you are!" exclaimed Gin "I've been looking all over for you!" Gin walked out of his room and kissed the hollow lizard.
That night when Ulquiorra was asleep he started dreaming about Gin and the hollow lizard making hollow lizard babies which is known today as Crocodiles.