Ok, I was listen to this song and I had a vision of Rangiku singing it, I just had to write it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach

The song is by the awesome CORB LUND!!

hope you like:

Ikkaku, Yumichika and Rangiku sat at their normal place at the bar, drunk. Ikkaku was asking everyone to a fight, Yumichika was looking at himself in a spoon, seeing how good he looked, and Rangiku was, well, Rangiku was singing about the new alcohol beverage that she had discovered. She figured it was better then sake.

Then out if now where she jumped upon the table, causing Iakkaku to fall over backgrounds from the surprise, and Yumichika to jump up. She grinned at her friends as she started to sing.

"Rye Whiskey, Rye Whiskey

Rye Whiskey I cried,

If I don't get Rye Whiskey

I think I may die!!"

Yumichika looked wide-eyed at Rangiku, who winked at him, and jumped off the table onto the floor, causing Ikkaku who was trying to steady himself to fall back down, with a curse. Rangiku walked towards the bar while singing.

"I ll go beyond the holler

And build me a still

I ll sell you a galleon

For a 5 dollar bill"

She reached the bar, where the bar-tender gave her the potent stuff. She walked back to her friends, Ikkaku was back in his seat, she grinned at him as she poured Whiskey in his glass.

"If the ocean was Whiskey

And I was a duck

I d swim to the bottom

And never come up"

Ikkaku knocked back his glass ans slammed it back onto the table, Rangkiu filled it back up, while Yumichilka sniffed at his.

"But the ocean ain t not Whiskey

And I ain t no duck

So I ll play the Jack o Diamonds

And I ll trust my luck"

She started really belting it out….

"Jack 0 Diamonds, Jack o Diamond

I ll know you will hold

You ll rob my poor pockets

Of silver and gold"

Ikkaku joined in….

"Its beef steak when I m hungry,

Rye Whiskey when I m dry,

Greenbacks when I m hard up

And Heaven when I die"

Together Ikkaku and Rangiku both sang, arms across each others shoulders, silly grins on their faces, Yumichika stood off to the side shaking his head.

"Rye Whiskey, Rye Whiskey

Rye Whiskey I cried,

If I don't get Rye Whiskey

I think I may die!!"