Nursery Rhymes
This is my first fanfic. I Hope you guys like it.
Summary: Dom and Kel has a very interesting conversation about nursery rhymes
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except for the plot. Everything else belongs to Tamora Pierce.
Kelandry of Mindelan was sitting underneath a big oak tree singing a nursery song her mother used to sing to her when she was little.
" You know that's not how you sing it" said a voice behind her.
Turning around she faced a blue-eye sergeant. Raising an eyebrow as he came to sit down next her she replied
" Get away from me Dom. I bet you don't even know any nursery rhymes."
" Actually I do." he said in a matter-of-fact tone
" Liar, liar, pants on fire" she said
" Truth, truth on the roof!" he retorted
" I bet you don't even know Old Macdonald" she retorted him. Dom nodded.
" Then sing it!"
" Fine! Old MacDonald had a farm and bingo was he name o. B-I-N-"
" Not!" Kel said interrupting him. "That's not how you sing it! See you don't even know it!" she had a triumphant look on her face.
" Well I bet you don't know the jingle song." Dom said
" Yes I do. My family always sing it for Christmas."
" Then how does it goes?" he asked
" Jingle bells, Jingle bells jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse ope- What!" she yelled as Dom was shaking his head at her. "What?" she repeated
" That's the 2nd song you got wrong. Its goes jingle, jingle little star how I wonder what you are. That one." (he's singing twinkle, twinkle little star)
"Whatever" rolling her eyes. " But I bet you don't know under the ban bushes."
Looking at her quizzically "how does that goes?"
" its goes… Under the ban bushes, under the tree, boom, boom, boom true for me my darling, true love for me. When we get married and have our family all of the children playing on the road, road, road, road, road. What's so funny?" she asked for Dom was laughing through the whole song. Looking at her he replied " I might not know the words but I know the actions." he said laughing again
" What?"
Trying to get a hold of himself to answer her he replied " Yeah. We go under the ban bushes and under the tree and we do the boom boom and look were under an tree you want to get married and have a family or do you want to do the boom boom first" he said before laughing again. Realizing his words kel got up and left. Sometimes I thing he's the one that should be called Meathead she thought as she left.
Fin
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