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If you are dumb enough not to know what an asterisk is yet, you are probably also a Relena fan. Okay!
No corrections were made in this person's grammar.
Now on with this girl's fic.
Author Note: Hey this is my first story without Trowa/Relena pairing instead here we have a Une/Milliardo pairing! You might find a lot of these out of all my stories just like T X R! Anyway I hope you like it so please Read and Review.
Firebreather's #3 note: This is a bashing to yet another fic. Again, to another FIC, not the author, we don't have anything against the author, just the FIC.
The Way To Someone's Heart: *insert middle aged New Englander giving ambiguos directions to "Someone's Heart" _HERE_ *
By: Firebreather #3
Lady Une stood by her window looking out at the snow. She was waiting for Trowa Barton to bring her report to her. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Trowa came in and said "I'm sorry Une the copy machine wasn't working.
*Why did you need ME to deliver it, anyway??? ...And come to think of it, why in hot pants?*.
She smiled and put her hand on his shoulder.
*Trowa scowled and pleaded The Big Guy Way up There for this wretched meeting to end shortly*
"It's okay Trowa you may go home to Relena now."
He smiled *patronizing the deluded woman and thinking "THAT hermaphrodite?!NOOO!"*
and gave her a hug and ran out of the office
*and cursed the original author of this fic and wondered why he was so wrongly paired with a hermaphrodite like Piececrap and thought "Hmmm, Ramen might be good tonight" and glanced down at his manicured nails and thought ecchi thoughts of Quatre and...*
She could see he was very excited to get home to his Relena
*punchinbag. His Relena Punching bag.*
she wish she had love like that
*sick, vomit inducing, forced so-called love*.
She heard another knock on the door and said "Please come in. *Ya filthy animal.*"
in popped Milliardo Peacecraft
*"Do you have the money you owe me?" asked Une. "No, no, listen, I'll get it for ya, I promise!" cried Milliardo.
"I'll give ya ten seconds to get your yellowbellied carcass outta here. One, two, three, TEN!!!" she finished. She then took out a revolver and shot up Milliardo.*
and he looked at a very happy Une.
"Milliardo, it's been so long."
*"Well, you see, I was forced to attend my sisters -cough- 'wedding' to that Barton person." He winced as he reflected painfully upon the event of a drooling troglodyte in a tacky pink wedding dress, a gagged, cuffed, unibanged bishounen; and a suffering audience, chained down to the church pews, vomitting, slowly getting cancer from the venomous odor.*
she said and ran over and hugged him.
*ignoring the defiant expression on his face.*
"It's good to see you to Lady Une how are you?" He asked
*in one breath, apparently.*
She put her coat on and said
*"I AM a very stylish girl!"*
"Fine."
Then he took her by suprise and put his arm around her waist.
*"Oh, MILLIARDO! So daring!...OOoooo, I've got a naughty idea,too! Let's HUG again!"*
"Dammit Une why can't I be like my *wretch* sister and her boyfriend
*Wait, WHAT boyfriend??? You mean that teddy bear Heero gave her, that she keeps under her pillow and does naughty things to?*
I want to be with someone too and I need to tell you that I'm really straight, and I *giggle* love you Une."
She turned around to him "You do?"
he smiled and straightened out her hair and kissed her lips.
*Not her foot, people, not even her knee. He kissed her LIPS. Got that straight? Okay. Lips.*
She was so happy she had
*AN ORGASM*
loved him for so long but didn't know how to tell him.
He picked her up and carried her to his car
*and the two made out just like back in highschool*
and drove away
*to Antartica*
and she was so happy.
~~~OWARI~~~
*((People, if you hate me now, FINE!!!I did what was frickin necessary!!!))*
FLAME US, DAMN you lazy BUMS!!!!!!!!
If you are dumb enough not to know what an asterisk is yet, you are probably also a Relena fan. Okay!
No corrections were made in this person's grammar.
Now on with this girl's fic.
Author Note: Hey this is my first story without Trowa/Relena pairing instead here we have a Une/Milliardo pairing! You might find a lot of these out of all my stories just like T X R! Anyway I hope you like it so please Read and Review.
Firebreather's #3 note: This is a bashing to yet another fic. Again, to another FIC, not the author, we don't have anything against the author, just the FIC.
The Way To Someone's Heart: *insert middle aged New Englander giving ambiguos directions to "Someone's Heart" _HERE_ *
By: Firebreather #3
Lady Une stood by her window looking out at the snow. She was waiting for Trowa Barton to bring her report to her. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Trowa came in and said "I'm sorry Une the copy machine wasn't working.
*Why did you need ME to deliver it, anyway??? ...And come to think of it, why in hot pants?*.
She smiled and put her hand on his shoulder.
*Trowa scowled and pleaded The Big Guy Way up There for this wretched meeting to end shortly*
"It's okay Trowa you may go home to Relena now."
He smiled *patronizing the deluded woman and thinking "THAT hermaphrodite?!NOOO!"*
and gave her a hug and ran out of the office
*and cursed the original author of this fic and wondered why he was so wrongly paired with a hermaphrodite like Piececrap and thought "Hmmm, Ramen might be good tonight" and glanced down at his manicured nails and thought ecchi thoughts of Quatre and...*
She could see he was very excited to get home to his Relena
*punchinbag. His Relena Punching bag.*
she wish she had love like that
*sick, vomit inducing, forced so-called love*.
She heard another knock on the door and said "Please come in. *Ya filthy animal.*"
in popped Milliardo Peacecraft
*"Do you have the money you owe me?" asked Une. "No, no, listen, I'll get it for ya, I promise!" cried Milliardo.
"I'll give ya ten seconds to get your yellowbellied carcass outta here. One, two, three, TEN!!!" she finished. She then took out a revolver and shot up Milliardo.*
and he looked at a very happy Une.
"Milliardo, it's been so long."
*"Well, you see, I was forced to attend my sisters -cough- 'wedding' to that Barton person." He winced as he reflected painfully upon the event of a drooling troglodyte in a tacky pink wedding dress, a gagged, cuffed, unibanged bishounen; and a suffering audience, chained down to the church pews, vomitting, slowly getting cancer from the venomous odor.*
she said and ran over and hugged him.
*ignoring the defiant expression on his face.*
"It's good to see you to Lady Une how are you?" He asked
*in one breath, apparently.*
She put her coat on and said
*"I AM a very stylish girl!"*
"Fine."
Then he took her by suprise and put his arm around her waist.
*"Oh, MILLIARDO! So daring!...OOoooo, I've got a naughty idea,too! Let's HUG again!"*
"Dammit Une why can't I be like my *wretch* sister and her boyfriend
*Wait, WHAT boyfriend??? You mean that teddy bear Heero gave her, that she keeps under her pillow and does naughty things to?*
I want to be with someone too and I need to tell you that I'm really straight, and I *giggle* love you Une."
She turned around to him "You do?"
he smiled and straightened out her hair and kissed her lips.
*Not her foot, people, not even her knee. He kissed her LIPS. Got that straight? Okay. Lips.*
She was so happy she had
*AN ORGASM*
loved him for so long but didn't know how to tell him.
He picked her up and carried her to his car
*and the two made out just like back in highschool*
and drove away
*to Antartica*
and she was so happy.
~~~OWARI~~~
*((People, if you hate me now, FINE!!!I did what was frickin necessary!!!))*
FLAME US, DAMN you lazy BUMS!!!!!!!!