The Scary Dinner
Note: Ok...just a crappy fic...
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ...I wish I could buy it... or Piccolo to be
exact.
Our story begins with Goku, Chi-Chi, Gohan, Trunks, and Vegeta, all
of whom are waiting for Bulma to finish dinner. Goku was busy with a keychain
that said 'To keep an idiot busy, turn over' then said the same exact thing
on the other side. Chi-Chi was trying to control her temper, which wasn't
really working. Gohan was studying, which isn't surprising. Trunks was
attempting to start up a conversation with his father, Vegeta, who was busy
scowling and yelling at 'Kakarot'.
"Kakarot, you fool! You've been turning that dumb keychain over for
hours! It's going to keep saying the same thing over and over!" shouted
Vegeta.
"Well...maybe if I keep turning it over it might change!" whined
Goku.
"Well, dad," started Trunks, trying to start up another conversation
with Vegeta, which we all now know is impossible, "how have you been doing
lately? I've been doing great!"
"Shut up, you fool! I can't beleive you're what my son is going to be
like in a few years!" shouted Vegeta loudly.
At that moment, baby Trunks crawled in. "Hello, Trunks!" said Gohan
happily. "Whatcha doin'?"
"Gohan!" shouted Chi-Chi. "Are you done with you studying yet?!?"
she shouted, clearly knowing that he wasn't.
"No mom..." said Gohan meekly.
"Well then what are you waiting for? Get busy!!!"
"Yes ma'am!" he said shyly, burying his face into the book again.
Finally, Bulma emerged with dinner.
"Ok!" she said brightly, "we're having turkey, mashed potatoes, and
peas!"
"Woman! You know I hate peas!!!" shouted Vegeta, of course.
Bulma's smile quickly faded as it was replaced by an extremely
large frown and sweatdrop. "Well, Vegeta...." she started sweetly, edging
over towards him, suddenly she grabbed his collar and yanked him upwards,
"Live with it!!!" she shouted in his ear.
"Eep!" he shouted, and quickly sat in his seat. "Stupid woman... I
wasn't really scared...." suddenly he sat up and grabbed his fork. "I got
dibs on turk-"
"Vegeta!" shouted Bulma,"we've got to say grace!"
"Fine...fine..."grumbled Vegeta,"Dear Kami, you suck, thanks for
nothing, Bulma made the food herself and I bet it's probably poisoned."
Everyone looked at Bulma's face as it slowly turned redded and redder...
"Vegeta, I'm gonna kill you!!!!!" she shouted and tried to jump over
the table, but was restrained by Goku and Gohan. Vegeta just smiled and
shook his head.
"You're pathetic!" he exclaimed.
"Calm down,everyone!"shouted Goku over thenoise, drewling over the
dinner.
"Yeah!" said Bulma, obviously happy that someone was excited over her
cooking dinner.
"Hmph!"muttered Vegeta, looking around, "Well, lets dig in!" he
said, grabbing his fork and lunging at the turkey. He tried to plunge his
fork into the turkey, but to no prevail, for his fork bounced off the
turkey. He tried several other times, but he didn't succeed.
"Come on Vegeta, I'll show you how to do it!" said Goku, grabbing
the turkey and shoving the entire thing into his mouth.
"What?!?" asked all the others at the same time.
"Mmm... yummy!"
"Well, I'm gonna try the mashed potatoes!" said Chi-Chi brightly,
spooning a heaping spoonfull of them onto her plate. She smiled and took a
big bite. Suddenly, her face began to turn a light green and she ran to the
bathroom. A few seconds later, to everyone's dismay, they heard a toilet
flushing, and Chi-Chi emerged, still slightly green.
"Eww... I don't feel so good..." she said, running back into the
bathroom, soon followed by the toilet flushing yet again.
"Okay...I guess I'll try them peas!" said Gohan meekly. He slowly
picked one up in his spoon and popped it into his mouth. He crunched down
and....
*Crack!* "Owwww!" exclaimed Gohan, holding his tooth. "The pea
just broke my tooth!"
Slowly, five peas roll over to Goku, "Hmm?" He looked around, and
he flipped them all, which smacked into everyone else, (*smack, smack, smack,
smack, smack*) and blew them through the wall.
"Well...who's ready for dessert?" asked Bulma, standing up wearily.
"Ahhhh!" screamed everyone, running out of the now broken down
wall.
*~The End~*
Ok....how was it?
*Bulma comes out*
Bulma: Grr...my cooking isn't THAT bad!
Me: Oh yes it is! *pushes little button which opens a hole that happens to be
under Bulma*
Bulma:Ahhhh! *falls through*
Me:*looks down to see Bulma, who landed on a large inflatable raft in the
middle of a pool* Ahh...she's okay! Alrighty now... reveiw pullleaze!
*sad puppy dog eyes*
Note: Ok...just a crappy fic...
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ...I wish I could buy it... or Piccolo to be
exact.
Our story begins with Goku, Chi-Chi, Gohan, Trunks, and Vegeta, all
of whom are waiting for Bulma to finish dinner. Goku was busy with a keychain
that said 'To keep an idiot busy, turn over' then said the same exact thing
on the other side. Chi-Chi was trying to control her temper, which wasn't
really working. Gohan was studying, which isn't surprising. Trunks was
attempting to start up a conversation with his father, Vegeta, who was busy
scowling and yelling at 'Kakarot'.
"Kakarot, you fool! You've been turning that dumb keychain over for
hours! It's going to keep saying the same thing over and over!" shouted
Vegeta.
"Well...maybe if I keep turning it over it might change!" whined
Goku.
"Well, dad," started Trunks, trying to start up another conversation
with Vegeta, which we all now know is impossible, "how have you been doing
lately? I've been doing great!"
"Shut up, you fool! I can't beleive you're what my son is going to be
like in a few years!" shouted Vegeta loudly.
At that moment, baby Trunks crawled in. "Hello, Trunks!" said Gohan
happily. "Whatcha doin'?"
"Gohan!" shouted Chi-Chi. "Are you done with you studying yet?!?"
she shouted, clearly knowing that he wasn't.
"No mom..." said Gohan meekly.
"Well then what are you waiting for? Get busy!!!"
"Yes ma'am!" he said shyly, burying his face into the book again.
Finally, Bulma emerged with dinner.
"Ok!" she said brightly, "we're having turkey, mashed potatoes, and
peas!"
"Woman! You know I hate peas!!!" shouted Vegeta, of course.
Bulma's smile quickly faded as it was replaced by an extremely
large frown and sweatdrop. "Well, Vegeta...." she started sweetly, edging
over towards him, suddenly she grabbed his collar and yanked him upwards,
"Live with it!!!" she shouted in his ear.
"Eep!" he shouted, and quickly sat in his seat. "Stupid woman... I
wasn't really scared...." suddenly he sat up and grabbed his fork. "I got
dibs on turk-"
"Vegeta!" shouted Bulma,"we've got to say grace!"
"Fine...fine..."grumbled Vegeta,"Dear Kami, you suck, thanks for
nothing, Bulma made the food herself and I bet it's probably poisoned."
Everyone looked at Bulma's face as it slowly turned redded and redder...
"Vegeta, I'm gonna kill you!!!!!" she shouted and tried to jump over
the table, but was restrained by Goku and Gohan. Vegeta just smiled and
shook his head.
"You're pathetic!" he exclaimed.
"Calm down,everyone!"shouted Goku over thenoise, drewling over the
dinner.
"Yeah!" said Bulma, obviously happy that someone was excited over her
cooking dinner.
"Hmph!"muttered Vegeta, looking around, "Well, lets dig in!" he
said, grabbing his fork and lunging at the turkey. He tried to plunge his
fork into the turkey, but to no prevail, for his fork bounced off the
turkey. He tried several other times, but he didn't succeed.
"Come on Vegeta, I'll show you how to do it!" said Goku, grabbing
the turkey and shoving the entire thing into his mouth.
"What?!?" asked all the others at the same time.
"Mmm... yummy!"
"Well, I'm gonna try the mashed potatoes!" said Chi-Chi brightly,
spooning a heaping spoonfull of them onto her plate. She smiled and took a
big bite. Suddenly, her face began to turn a light green and she ran to the
bathroom. A few seconds later, to everyone's dismay, they heard a toilet
flushing, and Chi-Chi emerged, still slightly green.
"Eww... I don't feel so good..." she said, running back into the
bathroom, soon followed by the toilet flushing yet again.
"Okay...I guess I'll try them peas!" said Gohan meekly. He slowly
picked one up in his spoon and popped it into his mouth. He crunched down
and....
*Crack!* "Owwww!" exclaimed Gohan, holding his tooth. "The pea
just broke my tooth!"
Slowly, five peas roll over to Goku, "Hmm?" He looked around, and
he flipped them all, which smacked into everyone else, (*smack, smack, smack,
smack, smack*) and blew them through the wall.
"Well...who's ready for dessert?" asked Bulma, standing up wearily.
"Ahhhh!" screamed everyone, running out of the now broken down
wall.
*~The End~*
Ok....how was it?
*Bulma comes out*
Bulma: Grr...my cooking isn't THAT bad!
Me: Oh yes it is! *pushes little button which opens a hole that happens to be
under Bulma*
Bulma:Ahhhh! *falls through*
Me:*looks down to see Bulma, who landed on a large inflatable raft in the
middle of a pool* Ahh...she's okay! Alrighty now... reveiw pullleaze!
*sad puppy dog eyes*