I'm Senor Z. One day I was in deep wildy when I saw a level twenty two skeleton. I was only level fourteen, so I ran away. I didn't want to lose my bronze long sword, which I had worked very hard to get. I went to Varrok.

I went to the Blue Moon Inn, and had a beer. There were other people there. I saw two mans, a pirate, and a barbarian. I fought one of the mans. He dropped bones and eight gold pieces when he died. Now that I had eight gold pieces I could buy a pair of leather boots.

I went to the clothing store and bought a pair of brown leather boots. They fit well. I walked into the street. I was going back to the Blue Moon Inn when I forgot that I had a cabbage that I needed to sell. I began to shout:

"Selling cabbage, two gp's!"

A man walked up and offered me one gold piece for my cabbage. We haggled, and I sold my cabbage to him for one gold piece and a potato. I had a gold piece and a potato now, but nothing to spend it on. I ate the potato, and restored some of my health. I should have cooked the potato, I thought to myself. But I hadn't, so I didn't get to eat a cooked potato. That's too bad, though, because cooked potatoes heal more health than uncooked potatoes. I was sad that I didn't cook the potato.

I went to the bank and began to advertise:

"Buying cooked potato, one gp!"

I saw a man saying: "Join merchant clan and make $!" so I added him to my friends list and said that I wanted to make money, too. He ignored me, so I followed him. He said "Go away noob," so I left.

I thought about going to the barbarian village, but I decided not to. Instead, I went east to the potato field, so I could get another potato. On my way I passed another bank, so I went in and began to say:

"Buying cooked potato, one gp!"

I was ignored, so I left. I went out into the street and began to walk to the potato field so I could get another potato. "I will cook this potato this time and not eat it raw," I said out loud. I kept walking towards the potato patch, but then I saw a goblin. It was level five. I ran away back to Varrok. I didn't want to fight a goblin, because I might lose my bronze long sword, which I worked hard to get.

I went back to the Blue Moon Inn. I wanted a beer, but I didn't have enough money. I begged for money. "I need one gp, lol!" I said in green letters. A nice man came up and gave me one gold piece. I used that gold piece and my other gold piece to buy a beer from the bartender, because now I had two gold pieces. I drank the beer, and then my glass was empty. "I could sell this glass for gold pieces!" I said.

I left the bar and went to the General Store. I sold my empty glass to the Shopkeepers assistant for one gold piece. I took that gold piece and went back to the Blue Moon Inn. I went upstairs and looked inside a crate. The crate was empty, so I closed it. I went back down stairs.

"Will dance for gp!" I said.

Someone paid me, and I clicked the dance icon and I danced. He also wanted me to jig, so I clicked the jig icon and I jigged. He'd given me three gold pieces. I then had four gold pieces.

"I'm rich!" I said to everyone in the bar. "I have four gp's!" I said. "I'm richer than Zezima!" I said.

And that's how I got richer than Zezima.

Thus we end this riveting chapter with our hero's momentous boast that he'd become richer than the legendary idol, Zezima! What fruits shall our hero reap for the boast he's sewn? And shall they be sweet or bitter? Find out next chapter in what may be the most thrilling literary work ever penned: The Grandiose Adventures of Senor Z!