CHAPTER 1

Kirei Hana woke up to the sound of her MSN. She looks at her computer and sees a message from someone named Trinity that said "If you want to know who killed your parents you must follow the rabbit."

Kirei screamed at the computer "WHO KILLED MY PARENTS TELL ME WHO DID IT RIGHT NOWWWWWW!" but the computer said nothing. Then she heard a knock on the door. She answered it and there was Frank the rabbit from Donnie Darko. He had a menacing look.

"You probably know that your parents were killed by ninjas but I know where those ninjas are. You have to come with me." Frank said with a dark menacing voice.

"Why should I come with YOU?" Kirei asked madly.

"Because" Frank said and grabbed her hand and all of the sudden she was falling!

"!" screamed Kirei. She was falling faster and faster when all of the sudden she landed on something soft. It was Sesshoumaru's fluff.

"You saved me!" Kirei yelled. "Thank you! I will call you FLUFFY!"

Sesshoumaru thought Kirei was really hot cuz she has blond hair and green eyes. He was like "Fluffy? I love it it is so cute just like you! I love you." Sesshy couldn't control himself anymore and he grabbed Kirei tore at her clothes. She looked down and saw that his penis was hard. "OH NO HE IS GOING TO RAPE ME!" she thought. She creamed as loud as she could.

Little did they know Itachi was sleeping in a tree nearby. He heard the screams and they woke him up and he was really annoyed so he grabbed a rock and threw it at Sesshoumaru and he died. Kirei looks at Itachi and she fell in love immideately because he was pretty hot. He had black hair and red eyes and was wearing a blue coat with red clouds on it and a head band.. She ran up to him and said "You are my savior I love you!" and he was like "Yeah whatev bitch" and leave disappears in a pussy of smoke.

Kirei was sad and she walked for a long time until she reaches a town called Triverse Town. She was walking on the street and heartless atack her! Then a voice screamed AVADA KEDAVRA! and there was a brite green light that shined in my face and then it was gone and I was likie OMG it's Harry Potter! because Harry Potter was standing right there. "Why are you here Harry Pooter?" I said questioningly?

"Voldymart blew up Hogworts so I am here to get my school back to tip-toppity shape."

"Oh that's gay" she said. She locked for a few minutes at and thought to herself 'WOW he's really cute but the glasses make him look like a dork' I thought.

After all that work killing the heartless Harry and Kirei were thirsty so Harry said "theres a bar o9ver there" and pointed across the stret.

"But I'm under age" Kirei said sadly.

"it's cool I'll use a spell and he won't know." Harry pointed his wand at the bartender and screamed "IPSO FACTO!" and rainbow sparks shot out and hit the bartender in the face. He gave them each a pint of Jager and they walked to a table in the back of the room. At the table next to them a boy with silver hair and a boy with really spiky brown hair were playing Pokemon cards.

"YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! I WIN!" Yelled the white haired boy.

"Nuh uh Riku you cheater! I HATE YOUUUUUU!"

"Shut up Sora you love me bitch!" And then Riku grabbed Sora by the hair and threw him on the table and ripped off his cloths. And then Riku taked off his pants and they preceded to have hot sexy pasionate gay man butt sex. Harry was kinda turned on watching them but Kirei was like "Wow this is wierd we should go." so they got up and left the bar after they had dranken all the Jager. The bartender watched them go evily but it wasn't a bartender at all it was...ITACHI!

TO BE CONTINUED!