Title: Bad Day

Authoress: Aishiteru Koinu

Anime: Naruto

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything characters within the anime of Naruto –nor the manga. Only Kishimoto Masashi, the creator of Naruto owns him, the characters, and everything belonging to Naruto.

Pairings: SasuNaru; sort of InoNaru, but it's only one-sided.

Rating: M (because of language and future smut for sure throughout additional chapters).

Summary: A new 'replacement' and a new captain to lead Team Kakashi or whatever was left of it. Not to mention his two stalkers now sleeping under the same roof as him just a few rooms away from his own. No protection, no where to hide… it could only get worse for Naruto, now couldn't it?

Warnings: Yaoi, Language, Smut –as in foreplay and sex, Oral, Anal, Rimming, Bondage, Domination, Mild Violence.

NOTE: This time period is kind of weird, but its right after Sai and Yamato joined Naruto and Sakura to track down Sasuke, yet they haven't found Orochimaru's lair just yet. Obviously whatever I've written in here is mostly all of what I've created and made up. There might be things mentioned within that really did happen in the manga, but that's for you to distinguish. I did not name this story based off of the song 'Bad Day.' I just simply didn't really know what to name until I thought of all the hell Naruto would be going through a day's worth and more… so I named it as such. In the meantime – Enjoy!

'…' thoughts

"…" talking

Morning at a quiet local Inn:

Messy morning bed-head blond hair, slow reflexive movements, and dark crimson red boxers; this is what has become of Konohagakure's once before loud mouth shinobi and it was all thanks to the stress -this mission- and annoying issues –Sai- that suffocated his fresh air and screwed up his composure, royally.

Naruto yawned tiredly as his eyelids continued to droop, his shoulders were loose and slumped, and his feet dragged in his ever-so-slow walk through the halls of many guest rooms.

Rubbing an eye absently, Naruto tottered on a sharp right turn around the hall and didn't have the energy or time to react when a sudden black blur hit him square in the face, nearly full force on Naruto's end.

"What the fuck?" the blond roared in a slur, taking a retreating step back from whoever collided with him.

"You shouldn't take up the entire hallway, Naruto-kun. You'll only run into people just like you did now," mocked a calm and smooth voice that was higher in pitch than Naruto's.

Growling at the becoming familiar voice, the blond forced his eyes to narrow without closing or rolling backwards so that way his now smothered glare would frighten this new acquaint of his and a temporary team member, Sai.

"You're such a dick!" Naruto scoffed forcefully with the whole attitude of literally saying 'I spit on you!'

Sai's seemingly normal smile at just a glance grew on his lips; he was becoming quite familiar with Naruto's prissy behavior in the morning, especially since the first and last thing Naruto usually says to him is 'I hate you' in the most unpleasant and unwelcome tone and Sai knew that Naruto really meant it each time he said it; just to have the older blond even say more than three or two sentences to him without having all words be insults and threats was a great privilege, though that was extremely rare.

"That morning messy look really suits you, Naruto-kun. You should make it your own personal style and go commercial with it." Sai wasn't actually complimenting the older shinobi, he was using all the leverage he had right in front of him that would anger the blond even further than he successfully did yesterday; simply said, to prove to Naruto that he's simply too easy to manipulate.

Naruto's cheeks reddened just a little, not even near half the amount it would look if it was Sasuke that had said the same thing while flashing his coy grin. Imagining Sasuke right before him now and showing only Naruto his trait grin gave the blond tingling sensations in his stomach and chest. However, Sasuke wasn't here. The only person standing before Naruto was someone that he hardly knew and greatly despised and that same person was blocking his way from eating.

Seething, Naruto took a lunge forward and came around at Sai's side, knocking his muscled frame into Sai's shoulder –on purpose of course, because since when was Naruto ever kind to him? Absolutely never. Sai did nothing to fight back and Sai found a while ago at a time when he did this, that it really bothered and irritated Naruto.

Feeling how slack the boy was and how easy it was for Naruto to shove him aside, Naruto argued inwardly with him self to stay calm because he now had this strong irk to shove the raven-haired youth with bruising force, that would break a few ribs, right into the wall.

'He probably would enjoy it, too,' thought Naruto in disgust.

He would never put himself that close to Sai, big reason why was because Naruto's senses of chakra, smell, and touch had become so sensitive over the past two years –any strong shinobi with such a dark or strong chakra aura would drive him into insane hysteria; it felt like a big ass annoying itch and horrible gut feeling that wouldn't leave him be. He felt wary of how he would react if he got this close to Sasuke, because the bastard for sure got a hell of a lot stronger these passing years –no doubt. Naruto would probably break into a nervous shutdown right on the spot.

'How humiliating that would be,' he mused in his thoughts with a grimace on that particular subject in his head. His attention now was on getting rid of Sai once again and high-tailing it to Sakura's side down stairs so that way Sai wouldn't stalk him to breakfast, trying to nip at Naruto's heels like the bastard always did every morning.

Sakura wasn't always Naruto's body guard, but Naruto's come to learn that even the girl can get fed up with Sai at times when the younger boy's teasing and stalking becomes too much of a nuisance; she was also very protective of Naruto, so whatever bothered or threatened him with Sakura near by, she would most surely beat the cause into the Earth's crevassed core.

This very protective side of Sakura appeared right after Naruto returned to Konoha with Jiraiya after his two year training. Sakura swore to herself that she wouldn't allow anything to happen to another one of her teammates, which explains why Sakura would beat the shit out of anything or anyone that threatened Naruto in any way.

"For once, leave me alone today because my self control can only hold out for so long," muttered Naruto at his leave, never waiting to listen to Sai's reply if he was going to give one, which usually he did.

Sai turned around, watching Naruto's back with his smile. "Right. We'll work on getting a little team work today, Naruto-kun!"

Naruto raised up his hand, all fingers curled into his palm except for his middle finger raised angrily in the air.

Sai would have loved to continue their fight, but by the time he thought up quickly of another comment to say to the silently pissed-off blond, Naruto had already turned another corner through the long hallway to take the stairs downward.

TBC…

I'm testing right now with this story I've been working on to see if it's good the way it is or if I should get a beta to help me out with the grammar and writing style or something. I already have like about five or six chapters worth of this, but for now I'll post two or so and let me know what you all think of it. I love this story of mine; it's my favorite so far and has a new style to it.