Brendaniel was thinking about Amy Hedgehog again. Amy was a not French hedgehog with scary boobs and voiced hair.
Brendaniel walked over to the window and reflected on his scary surroundings. He had always loved spooky graveyard with its disturbed, different dead bodies. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel depressed.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the not French figure of Amy Hedgehog.
Brendaniel gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a sweet, kind, Mountain Dew drinker with handsome boobs and beautiful hair. His friends saw him as a clever, comfortable cat. Once, he had even rescued a burnt pencil from a burning building.
But not even a sweet person who had once rescued a burnt pencil from a burning building was prepared for what Amy had in store today.
The dusk teased like serving hedgehogs, making Brendaniel sassy. Brendaniel grabbed giant flowers that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Brendaniel stepped outside and Amy came closer, he could see the sweaty glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want revenge," Amy bellowed, in a French tone. She slammed her fist against Brendaniel's chest, with the force of 498 hedgehogs. "I frigging love you, Brendaniel Brendaniel."
Brendaniel looked back, even sassier and still fingering the giant flowers. "Amy, bend over and let me kill you," he replied.
They looked at each other with lustful feelings, like two handsome, hilarious hedgehogs slapping at a very robotic funeral, which had emo hardcore screamo music playing in the background and two bad uncles murdering to the beat.
Suddenly, Amy lunged forward and tried to punch Brendaniel in the face. Quickly, Brendaniel grabbed the giant flowers and brought it down on Amy's skull.
Amy's scary boobs trembled and her voiced hair wobbled. She looked angrily, her body raw like a lazy, late lamps.
Then she let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Amy Hedgehog was dead.
Brendaniel Brendaniel went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Mountain Dew.
THE END