This is my first fanfic. Sorry if the tense (past, present, future, whatever) is wrong and if there's grammarical or spelling mistakes I suck at all of that. And I also apologize for the title/summary as you can see those aren't my strengths. Uh, now for the disclaimer I will have a conversation with myself.

Erza: It isn't really with yourself because we are here too

Happy: You're so mean! What about me?

Me: Well, since it's actually just me writing this you're stuck in the anime/manga so technically I am talking to myself

Me2: I hate technical stuffs. It gets my brain in a twist.

Me: Shut up Me2!

Me2: NO and you can't make me

Narrator: … author, I seriously worry about you

Me and Me2: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES!

Narrator: …. Oh kay then

Me and Me2: I hate life!

Jellal: Hi everyone

Me and Me2: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU JELLAL

Jellal: ….. bad time?

Lucy: Whatever happened to the disclaimer?

Me and Me2: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE DISCLAIMER!

Natsu: …. I seriously think the author needs some help

Gray: ….. for once I think I agree with you

Me and Me2: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH

Wendy: Lauren does not own fairy tail

Erza: well that took awhile

Me and Me2: I SAID NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE DISCLAIMER

Everyone: …

Oh, btw I had a friend help me with this because I stared at the blank screen for like and hour (aka two minutes) so I needed help. I can't take all the credit BUT I CAN TAKE MOST XDXDXDXDXDXD *creepy sadistic smile*

At Fairy Tail

Everything in Fairy Tail was going exactly as it usually does.

Cana was drinking booze by the barrel. Natsu and Gray were fighting. Erza was trying to break up the fight between Natsu and Gray. Happy was eating a fish. Wendy and Carla were watching Natsu, Gray, and Erza squabble (hehe big word.) Lucy was sitting at the bar talking with Mira.

"For once the guild isn't on the brink of destruction. It's nice. I wish everything would stay like this."

Mira nodded and smiled. "Hopefully this will last a while. Then we can build some good romance between you and Natsu."

Lucy blushed. "NO! That's not why I wanted it to stay like this!"

"What? You do like him, right?"

"Well...I...um...uh...I...kinda...NO!"

Lies. Total, obvious lies.

Natsu, his and Gray's fight had been brought near when Lucy and Mira were having their conversation, said, "Lucy, we're partners! Why didn't you tell me this earlier?" He smiled teasingly.

Lucy sweatdropped "No, no, no, that's not it! I like you!"

Natsu left Gray and sat down next to her.

"Ooooooh!" Happy settled down besides them. "She lllllllllllikes him!"

"Shut up!"

Whack.

Happy went flying.

In LA, our world

"Dude, I'm soooo wasted."

"Dude, you're suuuuuuch an idiot."

Two siblings, Cash and Sasha, were at their friends apartment. Cash was getting drunk. Sasha was just there to make sure Cash didn't do anything too stupid. It was pretty much a typical night for them.

"LOOK! I CAN DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!" Cash yelled, and got up on his chair to demonstrate.

"You're an idiot. You're gonna fall."

"No! I can't believe you have so little faith in me!"

*sob sob*

"Oh yeah?" Sasha was sitting close to a bookshelf. She grabbed a random book off the shelf and chucked it at Cash. And, what do you know, he fell.

Woah. That's amazing. Narrator is shocked.

The book landed open to a random page.

Cash's friend picked up the book and looked at the page it landed on.

"Yo Cash, look at this, it looks like a magic spell." Cash's friend was slightly more sober than Cash.

"MAGIC! I'm gonna read it and then millions of dollars are going to start to rain from the sky and we'll all be RICH!"

Sasha rolled her eyes.

"Uh... Whatever bro, I guess it won't hurt to try, but I kinda doubt that's gonna happen."

"WHY DOES NO ONE HERE HAVE ANY FAITH IN ME? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?"

*sob* *sob*

Once getting over his depression caused by his friend and sibling's lack of faith in him, Cash cleared his throat and began in a mysterious voice. " Shallakaboom mysticaloom."

And nothing happened.

You don't say?

Cash looked shocked. "Why didn't it work? Shallakaboom mysticaloom. *pause* shallakaboom mysticaloom. Hey! It's not working! SHALLAKABOOM MYSTICALOOM! Maybe it's a problem with me. Sasha you try it!"

"No!"

"Please! I really want to be rich!"

"No, it's not gonna work."

"PLEASE!"

"Fine! Shut up! I'll do it!" Sasha rolled her eyes. "Shallakaboom mysticaloom. HAPPY!?"

Still, nothing happened. Cash sighed dejectedly. "Aw, well, let's try it later tonight. It might work then."

"Highly doubt it."

Narrator agrees. A whole lot.

Stupid Cash.

Later on that night

"Cash, let's go home, it's late," Sasha said then yawned. She just wanted to get home.

But since Cash was stupid, and wholly believed in the spell, they had been stuck at their friends house for another three hours.

"Sasha, I think the spell will work now. Let's try it!"

"NO! It's not gonna work! I want to go home!"

Narrator can't blame her.

"Please, just let me read it one more time."

"Fine, just make it quick!"

"Yay! SHALLAKABOOM MYSTICALOOM!"

And, still nothing happened.

Big shocker there.

"See? Let's go home!"

"SHALLAKABOOM MYSTICALOOM!"

"Cash!"

"SHALLAKABOOM MYSTICALOOM!"

"CASH!"

"SHALLAKABOOM... MYSTICALOOM!"

"CASH! WE ARE GOING!"

Cash hung his head and, after saying goodbye to their friend, shuffled out the door after Sasha.

The clock read 3:00 am

The next day, at Fairy Tail

"Lucy! Want to go on a job?" Natsu called out.

She was sitting at the bar talking with Mira and Levy. Mira leaned over to Lucy. "Go with him, spend some time together. Make your love life progress!"

Lucy's face burned a bright scarlet. "W-W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"

Natsu looked confused. "What do you mean? We're partners, it's pretty normal for us to go on jobs together."

"Sorry Natsu! I was talking to Mira."

"You two are going to go on a job without Gray and I?! We're a team! We do jobs together!" Erza shouted.

Natsu sweatdropped. "A-aye!"

"What, flamebrain? Were you forgetting us?"

"Shut up, pornstar!" ...

Mira giggled. "Erza, Gray, don't be offended. Natsu and Lucy just wanted some alone time."

If you know what I mean. *wink* *wink*

Erza and Gray both smirked. "Really? Then that's fine."

Natsu and Lucy blushed.

"Hey! What about me! You're so mean! I was going too!" Happy protested from the request board.

Then every member in Fairy Tail (well, at least the ones at the guild and paying attention) watched Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Gray, and Happy (One cannot forget Happy. He would be extremely offended if anyone, especially Narrator, did) disappear.

12:00 am LA, Sasha and Cash's apartment

"WHOA?! What happened to Fairy Tail?" Natsu yelled. He was standing in Sasha and Cash's apartment. Next to him were Lucy, Erza, Gray, and Happy (never forget Happy)

Narrator guesses they went POOF and traveled through time and space and to infinity and beyond and wound up on Earth. Yay!

"Cash, could you tell your friends to keep it down!" Sasha called from the another room. Then she realized, Cash left to go to the store to buy something this morning and wasn't at the house.

"Cash?" She called out, and walked into the living room.

And saw no Cash, only Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Gray, and Happy.

"Who the hell are you? Trespassing is illegal, you know."

Lucy grinned. "HA! I KNEW IT! Hear that Natsu?"

"Lucy," Erza said cautiously, "I don't think you're grasping the situation at hand. We're not in Magnolia anymore. Or even Fiore."

Narrator agrees with Erza. They weren't in Fiore anymore. THEY WERE IN NEVERLAND! Narrator is kidding. Narrator wishes she was in Neverland.

Because, you know. Neverland is just that awesome.

Narrator apologizes for getting off topic.

"What's Fiore?" Sasha was incredibly confused.

Actually she just thought the people who were standing, uninvited, in her living room were the incredibly confused ones. In her mind, Fiore was about as exsistant as Unicorn Land.

Narrator apologizes. She realizes that is a bad example. She is supposed to be showing that Sasha thinks Fiore does not exsist, but Unicorn Land is a real place. It's where Narrator is from.

Narrator wants to get back to the story.

"WELL TOO BAD!" yells a Someone from a far, far place called Asdfghjkl;. That fiend wants to distract Narrator from continuing on the story about the friends (and in the case of two people whose names start with N and L, more than friends) from Fairy Tail! But, NARRATOR WILL NOT ALLOW IT! NARRATOR KICKS THE SOMEONE AND THEY FALL ON A LEGO! WHILE THE SOMEONE IS JUMPING AROUND IN PAIN FROM STEPPING ON THE LEGO, IT FALLS OFF A CLIFF INTO A HOLE FILLED WITH POISONOUS SPIKES AND DIES, ALONE, SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!

Narrator then gets back to the story.

"You don't know what Fiore is? Wow, where are we?" Natsu said, flabbergasted (Narrator loves that word and just had to use it at least once. Narrator thinks that word sounds funny.)

"Do you think we're on another world, like Elodas?" Lucy suggested.

Natsu ignited his hand. "We can use magic here."

Sasha stared at Natsu's hand and screamed. "WHY IS YOUR HAND ON FIRE?"

"Whose hand is on fire?" Cash asked, as he walked in the door. He hadn't spotted his "guests" yet

Sasha looked relieved to hear a familiar voice. "Cash, why is one of your friends lighting his hand on fire?"

Natsu light his head on fire. "I can light my head on fire too. And my whole body." Natsu engulfed himself in flames to demonstrate.

Sasha screamed again. "CASH! GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER, NOW!" She yelled.

"Uh, okay, but, why?" Cash called from the kitchen. He came out with the fire extinguisher in hand.

When he saw Natsu, he also screamed and went crazy spraying out the white whatever-is-in-fire-extinguishers all over Natsu.

But Natsu's flames weren't normal ones and so the fire extinguisher did nothing.

"Hey! Why are you spraying white stuff all over me? Look, if you're mad I'm in your living room, I'm sorry. I'm just as confused as you. Now can you please stop that, you're going to ruin my scarf!"

...

He sounds like a girly girl when someone is messing up part of their outfit.

NARRATOR APOLOGIZES NATSU PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME.

Now. Back to the story.

"WHY AREN'T YOUR FLAMES GOING OUT?" Sasha is panicking.

"I'm a Fire Dragon Slayer, you can't put my flames out. Only I can. See?" Natsu demonstrates by putting out his flames.

This calms Sasha and Cash down a bit.

"Hey, dude, why do you care so much about your scarf. It's just a scarf," Cash asked once he had at least semi-recovered from his mini heart attack.

Natsu frowned. He was already pissed from getting white stuff all over him, and this guy was pissing him off more.

He was about to go up in flames again, when Lucy put her hand on his arm to calm him.

"The scarf was a gift from Igneel, the fire dragon who taught him. Since Igneel is now gone it's very special to him," she explained.

"Oh, sorry"

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Dragons? Cash how can you just be like 'oh' and except that?! I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!"

"Perhaps we should start all over again. I'm Erza. The pink haired guy with the scarf is Natsu. Lucy is the blonde. And the black haired guy who needs to put some clothes on" she gave Gray a pointed look. Gray looked down in surprise "is Gray. We are from Fairy Tail, a wizard guild in Magnolia."

"Erza! You forgot about me!" Happy complained.

Sasha screamed. "THAT. CAT. TALKED. IT. TALKED."

"And it's blue!" Cash added.

"NOT HELPING!"

"Just thought I'd point it out," he mumbled.

"And that's Happy. Technically he's not a cat, he's an Exceed," Erza explained.

"And you're all wizards." Sasha massaged her temples. "And that cat, Exceed, whatever can talk."

"And fly!" Happy added.

"YOU CAN FLY?!"

"Man, I wish I could fly." Cash looked jealously down at Happy.

"That's not the point!" Sasha whacked Cash. "How the heck did you guys get here?!"

Gray shrugged "Dunno."

"One moment I was about to go on a job with Natsu, next I was here," Lucy said.

"Ooh!" Cash raised his hand and was waving it around like he was trying to get the teacher's attention.

Narrator is worried about Cash's mental health. There was no teacher in the room.

"Yes, Cash," Sasha said. She was about out of patience.

"I BET IT WAS THAT SPELL WE READ LAST NIGHT!"

Sasha sighed. She was mentally slapping Cash for his stupidity. "Cash, that 'spell' isn't real. It was just some nonsense words you found."

Erza perked up when she heard spell. "You read a spell?"

"No, it was just some made up words Cash found in an old book."

Natsu didn't look convinced. "Once I read some nonsense words and then everyone around me switched personalities and bodies."

The Fairies groaned.

"I couldn't fly!" Happy whined.

Erza didn't seem happy to recall that memory. "I had urges to eat raw fish!"

Lucy didn't seem happy either. "Gray kept on trying to take off my shirt!"

"I had boobs!" Gray, who had somehow again lost his shirt, shuddered.

"I LOOKED LIKE LOKE!" Natsu seemed the most distressed.

"Who's Loke?" Sasha had no idea what they were talking about, although she was a little disturbed by Lucy and Gray's comments.

Erza looked a little pissed at Natsu for bringing those memories back up. "Doesn't matter. We introduced ourselves and where we are from, now it's your turn." She looked over at Sasha. Apparently she had seen enough to know who was the more responsible of the two.

Cash, however, either ignored the fact that Erza was talking to Sasha, not him, or didn't notice, and started to explain. "We live in a pineapple under the sea. Our town is called bikini bottom. I'm Spongebob Squarepants and she is Patrick Star. I work at the Krusty Krab and she doesn't work."

Narrator agrees with Erza.

Natsu looked impressed. "Woah! We're under the sea!?"

"That must be a pretty big pineapple," Gray seemed just as shocked as Natsu.

Erza just frowned

Sasha whacked Cash. "No dimwits, Cash is obviously kidding. We live in LA, California, on Earth. I'm Sasha and that is Cash."

"We live on Earth too! Natsu, do you think that this is just another country outside of Fiore that we don't know of?"

Natsu scratched his head. "Dunno, Happy. It could be. Like, maybe one even farther away then the one Jellal almost blew up with Etherion."

"Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure we don't live anywhere close to you. Where we live, there's no such thing as wizards with the exception of Gandalf." Cash appeared somewhat calm. He was taking this quite well, at least, compared to Sasha, who was curled up on the couch with her fingers at her temples taking deep breaths.

"Cash, Gandalf does not exist," Sasha said from her position on the couch.

"I am going to kindly pretend you didn't say that."

Lucy looked confused. "Who's Gandalf? Is he powerful?"

"Please ignore him. I am afraid he is terribly confused and if he doesn't get his life in order soon will end up on the street as a hobo." Sasha really wanted to just wake up and realize that this was all a dream. She tried pinching her thigh, and closing her eyes and trying to open them and wake up in her bed. Unfortunately for her, that never was going to happen.

Although she would also settle with the strange people in her house not being real wizards, just street magicians. They must be really good she thought to make that cat talk and make it look realistic.

Sadly, that wasn't going to happen either.

In fact, her life was about to get a bunch more complicated

3:00 pm, Sasha and Cash's apartment.

Sasha had gone to her room to take a nap, and hoped that when she woke up everything would be back to normal. Cash, and the Fairies were in the living room chatting it up.

It turned out Cash and Natsu got along really well. Erza didn't particularly care for him though, she liked Sasha better.

Suddenly, four flashes of light appeared in the living room. When the light faded down, Jellal, Juvia, Wendy, and Carla were there in their place.

Erza, Natsu, Lucy, Gray, and Happy stared at them in shock.

"Ooooooooh," Cash said, "Sasha's gonna be mad."