1. Say he smells like dog poop 2. Say he smells like dog pee 3. Sing Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men 4. Insult dogs 5. Replace all his shirts with ones that say ▒I love cats▓ 6. Pair him up with Kankuro 7. Pair him up with Shino 8. Put him in a full dog costume 9. Better yet, make it a cat costume 10. Soak his clothes in meat 11. Tell him dogs have to memory of gold fish 12. Say people eat dogs 13. Say that Choji wants to eat Akamaru 14. Tell him he▓s weak 15. Post posters of cat in his room, make sure to use superglue 16. Ask him when he was a kid if he was whacked with a rolled up newspaper 17. Throw an angry cat on him 18. Dye Akamaru fun pink 19. Play the song Buttons by pussy cat dolls 20. Leave a basket of kittens on his door and name them after his team