Dick in a box
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IT IS jasper and I's anniveressery and I wait in the living room for him to arrive with my present. I'm fidgety and bella takes notice .
"Alice, are you alright ?" she asked with a comcerned smile
I nod and then go back to starring at the door WHERE THE HELL IS HE !
"Alice my love" Jazzy says as he walks in. I smile and run to embrace him and my smile growes bigger as I see the extremely large box( wink wink) that holds my gift. He keeps it very close, probably to protect ! I lunge for the box and try to pull it from him but he yelps and pulls it back. Then strokes it as if I hurt it .
" just gimme" I complain
" O.K O.K OPEN IT !"
I clap exitedly then take the cover off, OUCH, something hit me in the eye! I get up off the ground and look inside. It was Jasper's happy stick!
" oh Jasper" I say as I throw my armes around him
Bella looks to Edward "how come you never do anything like that for me ?"
Edward sighs then walkes over to Jasper. " hey can I borrow that box ?"
"I don't know" Jasper says "the hole might be a bit big for you" Edward looks like he wants to rip my Jazzy in half.
"Come on" I say "let's go put my gift to use!"
THE END TIME 4 POP TARTS !!!