1. Ask where Mr. Uchiha is
2. Send him love letters signed by Sasuke
3. Send him love letters signed by Kisame
4. Say he has an affair with Sasuke
5. Say he has an affair with Kisame
6. Bring him to an eye doctor
7. Wear Sharingan contacts and say he missed a few clan members
8. Tell him that he didn't kill Madara Uchiha
9. Ask him where his pet bunny is
10. Give him a black cat named Sasuke
11. Ask him where his tampons are
12. Wave your hand in front of his face and ask him if he can see it
13. Ask him how many fingers you are holding up
14. Whack him in the head repeatedly and blame it on Tobi
15. Tell him he's fired
16. Find his baby pictures and put them up all over the Akatsuki base
17. Sround him by fan girls
18. Ask him where he got his mails done
19. Tell him his hair is 'PRETTY PRETTY'
20. Sing the happy-happy-joy-joy song 21. Hug him 22. Put a bowl of ramen on your head an look at him with a fish face 23. Do whatever he's doing 24. Look him in the eyes 25. Sing the numa-numa dance song 26. Sing very badly around him 27. Dance around him in curcles singing Axel F by Crazy From 28. Put Kyuubi plushes all over his room 29. Put pictures of Naruto on his door and in his room 30. Sing My Humps by Black Eyed Peas around him 31. Sing Fergalicious by Fergie around him 32. Sing Don't Cha from Pussy Cat Dolls 33. Sing White and Nerdy by Weird Al around him 34. Sing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne around him 35. Sing Where Will You Go by Evanescence 36. Draw pictures of him and Kisame kissing 37. Draw pictures of him and Sasuke kissing 38. Sing him anonymous love letters 39. Set the Akatsuki base on fire and blame it on him 40. Draw on his skin with permanent markers when he's asleep 41. Kiss his cheek when he's in public 42. Run around the Akatsuki base yelling "ITACHI-CHAAAAAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU"
43. Run around the Akatsuki base yelling "WEASEL-CHAAAAAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU"
44.Make a video of pictures you drew claiming tha tItachi drew them (make them really bad)
20. Sing the happy-happy-joy-joy song 21. Hug him 22. Put a bowl of ramen on your head an look at him with a fish face 23. Do whatever he's doing 24. Look him in the eyes 25. Sing the numa-numa dance song 26. Sing very badly around him 27. Dance around him in curcles singing Axel F by Crazy From 28. Put Kyuubi plushes all over his room 29. Put pictures of Naruto on his door and in his room 30. Sing My Humps by Black Eyed Peas around him 31. Sing Fergalicious by Fergie around him 32. Sing Don't Cha from Pussy Cat Dolls 33. Sing White and Nerdy by Weird Al around him 34. Sing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne around him 35. Sing Where Will You Go by Evanescence 36. Draw pictures of him and Kisame kissing 37. Draw pictures of him and Sasuke kissing 38. Sing him anonymous love letters 39. Set the Akatsuki base on fire and blame it on him 40. Draw on his skin with permanent markers when he's asleep 41. Kiss his cheek when he's in public 42. Run around the Akatsuki base yelling "ITACHI-CHAAAAAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU"
43. Run around the Akatsuki base yelling "WEASEL-CHAAAAAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU"
44.Make a video of pictures you drew claiming tha tItachi drew them (make them really bad)
45. Show the video to all of the Akatsuki, Konoha, and Sasuke & co.
46. Ask him where he got his hair done
47. Ask him how old he is, saying that he looks like he's in his 40's
48. Tell Sasuke where he is...when he's in the bathroom
49. Steal his Akatsuki ring and sell it for a lot of money
50. Start wearing mirror glasses, so if he tries to use his Sharingan on you, he'll use it
on himself