Gundam: Silver Star Story
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I don't know who does, but it isn't me. I also don't own LUNAR: Silver Star Story Complete. The wonderful people at Working Designs and Studio Alex do. The only person I own in here is Starseeker, who is me.
Notes: I'm actually sticking to the storyline as closely as possible the whole time. Please don't kill me! Okay, on with the story. Oh, a few warnings first…this story has a lot of spoilers from the game. It also has some character bashing, swearing, out-of-character characters, and may have slight shounen ai/yaoi later on. I guess that's it.
Oh yeah, you may be wondering… 'what happened to Heero Over the Rainbow?' Well, I decided not to write it. I'm writing this instead. If anyone else wants to use the idea then please do! I just decided that this would be easier because I like Lunar a lot more. Anyways, read, enjoy, and please review!
Part 1
Starseeker: Okay people, listen up! I've posted the cast list for Gundam: SSS! Go look at it!
Heero: Tell me again why we have to do this?
Starseeker: Uhhh…because I said so.
Heero: Okay…
Starseeker: Some people have to play multiple parts…that's because there are like a billion roles in SSSC and only…uh…14 main GW characters that I can push around…
*Everyone gathers around the cast list, and here it is:*
Heero: Alex (Get it? Cause he's the 'heero' of the story?)
Relena: Luna (Just because I can get in some great jokes)
Duo: Nall (Don't ask)
Hilde: Royce (I don't know why)
Trowa: Nash (Because he needs to talk, that's why!)
Catherine: Lemia Ausa (It was one of the only roles left)
Quatre: Kyle (Because Kyle's everything that he isn't)
Dorothy: Jessica (I dunno why…)
Wufei: Ramus, Master Mel
Sally: A small role as Lily, the village singer for Reza
Zechs: Ghaleon, (Don't they look alike?!) Shira the Inventor
Noin: Xenobia (Cause Xenobia is in love with Ghaleon, remember?)
Treize: White dragon Quark, red dragon, blue dragon, black dragon, Tempest, Laike (Cause they're all small roles)
Lady Une: Fresca, (You'll see) Phacia
*And that's everyone!*
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!! Why do I have to be the lame people?!
Starseeker: Because.
Wufei: Because why, WOMAN?!
Starseeker: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!
Wufei: Grrr…I hate fan fiction authors.
Starseeker: Well I hate you too.
Relena: I get to be Luna? Cool!
Heero: Damn, I'm Alex?
*Relena puts her head on Heero's shoulder*
Relena: I guess that means you haveta be in love with me.
*Heero sweatdrops*
Duo: Who am I? *Shoves past everyone else* *Blinks* I'm Nall? NALL?! The great God of Death has to play a cat?!
*Nall flies in*
Nall: I am NOT a cat!!
Duo: Fine, sheesh.
Hilde: I'm…Royce?
Starseeker: Yeah.
Hilde: Okay, fine. But I am NOT wearing her costume!
Trieze: Why am I all four dragons?
Starseeker: Because you were the only one left.
Lady Une: Why am I Phacia?
Starseeker: Take off your glasses and you fit the role perfectly.
Lady Une: Damn split personality.
Quatre: Why can't Duo be Kyle?
Starseeker: Because it wouldn't be so funny that way.
Trowa: …
Starseeker: You don't talk nearly enough to be Nash, Trowa.
Trowa: …so?
Starseeker: *Sigh* We'll see how it goes. *Passes out scripts*
Relena: Wait a minute…I have to SING?
Starseeker: Don't worry, I've got the soundtrack ready.
Heero: I have to play a…flute??
Starseeker: Yeah. As I said, I've got the soundtrack ready. And the game, too.
Heero: Then why do we have to do this?
Starseeker: Because it's MY story, that's why!
Heero: Damn.
Dorothy: I can't believe you didn't make me the villain! You always make me a villain!
Starseeker: Yeah, but the bad guys in this game are pretty cool.
Dorothy: Well, that's fine with me. I get to be Jessica!
Starseeker: I think I should have thought out the cast list a little better…
Dorothy: Why?
Starseeker: Because Jessica's cool! Maybe YOU should be Luna!
Heero and Relena: NO!!!
Treize: Hey, cool I get to be D-
Starseeker: NO!!! You'll ruin the plot!
Treize: Oh, sorry.
Zechs: I have to be the gay bad guy?
Starseeker: Huh?
Zechs: Ghaleon sounds gay. His voice, I mean.
Starseeker: Oh yeah! That's what my brother thought, too! Well…um, you can make Ghaleon sound better!
Zechs: Cool.
Starseeker: Now, on with the show!
In part 2: Heero and Duo see Lena at the spring…is it true that she can't really sing? And what will they do next? Will everyone forget their lines and cause Starseeker to have a major headache? Find out in part 2!