Disclaimer: Danny Phantom and the Fairly OddParents belong to Butch Hartman.
Rating: G/PG?
Genre: Comedy
Spoilers: DP: Control Freaks, Lucky in Love, Teacher of the Year. FOP: Channel Chasers, Wanda's Day Off.
Pairings: Kwan/Star, (Fan Pairings: Cosmo/Wanda, Timmy/Tootie, Timmy / Trixie and... Wanda/Kwan )
Warnings: None Really

CHAPTER ONE: Everyone's Obsessed

Danny and his friends were hanging out by Tucker's locker, staring at its contents.

"You have a computer in your locker?" Sam Manson asked, thrilled that she had more ammo to use against Tucker if he started matchmaking again.

"Not just a computer! One with internet access!" Tucker said proudly, blissfully unaware of the smirk on Sam's face.

"That means we can play DOOMED between classes! This is great!" Danny said, clicking on the internet icon.

The color drained from Tucker's face, "Danny wait! Stop!"

But it was too late. Danny had already clicked on the favorites menu, and there was something else on the menu.

There were two items on the list. One was DOOMED, but the other was…

"The Official Butch Hartman Forum?" Danny read off, raising an eyebrow at Tucker.

"It's nothing. Really!" Tucker said, sweating bullets.

"Really?" Danny asked. He had clicked on it, and it sent him to a message board with a banner of…

"The Crimson Chin? This is a Forum for the Fairly OddParents?" Danny asked. Sam rolled her eyes.

"Of course it is! What did you expect it to be? One for the Fairly OddParents and "Danny Phantom"" Sam interrupted sarcastically, using air quotes.

Tucker blocked the screen of the computer, "I'm not obsessed!"

"Who said you were obsessed?" asked his friends.

"Of course Techno-Geek is obsessed! He has a computer in his locker!" Danny and Sam spun around to see Dash Baxter, Paulina, Kwan, and many other popular kids. Other not-so-popular kids, like Star and Valerie, stood nearby. Obviously, they had not seen the screen

Paulina eyed one of the wires attached to the back of the computer. "That's a phone line, I'd recognize one anywhere."

"Whatchya looking at Foley! A site where they sell every kind of electronic gizmo known to man?" Kwan asked, shoving Tucker aside. "What's this? A Fairly OddParents Site?"

"Need I repeat myself?" Sam asked, making dramatic motions with her arms.

"Are you a member Manson? Figures you'd be a member of a site celebrating the lamest show on the planet!" Dash Sneered.

Sam Glared, "You wouldn't know good television if it dated you, which I doubt it would. If you must know my username is ProudtobeGoth47. And I honestly don't care what the shallow patrol has to say."

Sam set her glare at Paulina.

Paulina looked at her with surprise, "I guess you do have some taste after all Sam, for you see, I am to a fan of the show," Dash and Kwan stood gawking at Paulina. "My username is SayanaraPaulina02."

Tucker smacked his forehead, "How did I miss that! It's about as obvious as mine, FriarTuck99."

Valerie stepped forward, a look of distaste on her face, "You honestly like that garbage!"

Star looked at Valerie, "You don't like the show? I do." Star turned to Paulina, "I haven't joined yet, but I have an enormous collection of Cosmo posters."

Paulina squealed, "So do I! Let's stare at them after school today."

"What's wrong with everyone!" Kwan shouted, alerting Mr. Lancer.

"What is everyone doing? Whose locker is that? Everyone knows personal computers are forbidden!" Lancer squinted at the screen, "The Fairly OddParents? Who went on this site! Going on sites that are fun is forbidden as well!"

When no one came forward, Mr. Lancer simply shut down the computer and turned to Tucker, "I'll see you in detention Foley!"

"But 'Channel Chasers' is on tonight! Why are you so cruel!"

"Because I'm bored and enforcing school rules gives me something to do!" Lancer left and the crowd dispersed, leaving Dash, Kwan, and Valerie alone in the hallway.

"Has everyone gone crazy?" Valerie complained.

"Sure looks like it" Kwan remarked.

"Whatever is going on, you can bet that the three of us would never be caught going on that site right?" Dash announced.

"Right!" Valerie and Kwan responded.

The trio parted ways, Valerie staying in the hallway.

Looking around to make sure no one was watching, she took a Cosmo plushie out of her locker and hugged it. "But I don't plan on getting caught."

Around the corner, Vlad was intangible (Danny sensed him, but was distracted), and had seen the entire thing, "There all obsessed with the Fairly OddParents huh?" Vlad whispered to himself, "That gives me an idea."