Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with Skullgirls or anyone involved in its making. I am not writing this fanfic for profit.
About this fanfic: I am SO sorry for what you are about to read. First of all, let me assure you that I am capable of expressing myself coherently and with proper spelling. Hopefully this clearly-written statement will help ease your future pain and sorrow. I use Word, and even when it auto-corrects a word I check to see if it was the proper one. However, this is supposed to be my take on a famous fanfic called "My Immortal". I suggest you give it a read, or at least read until your brain starts to bleed and then stop. But if you read that first, this will make so much more sense. Also, please don't consider any future author's notes (AN) that are misspelled horribly as real.
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Chapter 1.
(AN: Fangz 2 my bfs (best freinds, not boyfriedns ew) the SG comunitty u rok lol! ur awsom! cisco told me 2 tell here 2 get him 2 Ay-VO or sumtin' so YAY!11!. n haterz go away!)
Hi, my name is Black Haired Tall Hand'some Vampire, and I have black hair (that's where I got my name) and I am tall. I am also handsome. I am also a vampire, and I live in a faraway land called Canopy Kingdom. A lot of people tell me I look like Beowulf (AN: if u dun no who dat is GET THE HELL OUT), but more handsome. I am a hipster goth and I enjoy listening to shitty music, wear black eyeliner (AN: kewl guyz use it 2 u no!), black baggy pants that I got at the Hot Topic inside Medici Tower, with black belt straps between my legs like whoa. And I have three black leg belts around my right leg and two around my left leg, black combat boots, black earrings and purple streaks in my long black hair (that's there I got my name). And I have a black belt pouch like Annie of the Stars, but less gay because I'm handsome and I like girls. I was walking next to Medici Tower after buying some black lipstick and black glitter stickers for my black guitar. It was raining and snowing and hailing and windy and sunny at the same time, so I went inside. A lot of haters stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them, showing them my black nail manicure I just got.
"Hey Black!", said a voice. I looked, it was... Nadia Fortune!
"What's up, Nadia?", I asked.
"Nothing. Planning my revenge and plotting to destroy the entire Medici mafia", she said shyly.
But then, she realized she was in the Medici Tower, so she had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
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(Geez. Why is writing this so much fun?)