1. Ask her why Kankuro is taller than her 2. Ask her if her cooking is horrible 3. Ask her when Shikarmaru is coming over 4. Take her fan 5. Tell her Gaara want's to see her, saying that it's urgent, then run and hide 6. Dye all her clothes orange 7. Tell her she looks like a pineapple 8. Paint her room orange 9. Replace all her clothes with green spandex 10. Tell her Rock Lee wants to see her, say it's an emergency 11. Bang on her door at odd hours of the night and run away, fast 12. Sing the happy-happy-joy-joy song at 2:30 am repeatedly when she's around 13. Ask her if she's ever kissed her brothers 14. If she says yes, the that kissing in a tree song 15. If she says no, say she's a fat old nanny 16. Let a small little chubby 50 year old man with a mustache stare at her, following her around Suna 17. Make a fish face at her 18. Dress up as Deidara on Halloween 19. Spray her with cold water at odd hours of the morning 20. Dress up in a chicken suit and dance around her in public 21. Keep repeating her name a lot and when she finally snaps, "What?!" Say, "Hi!" and run away fast 22. Hide all her hair bands 23. Steal all her possessions saying Gaara stole them 24. Steal all her possessions saying Kankuro stole them 25. Wright 'I'm a dodo bird' with permanent marker on the inside of her fan 26. Replace all her kunite with bananas 27. When she pulls out a banana start singing Halla Back Girl by Gwen Stefani 28. Throw a pineapple at her 29. Steal her bra and use it to throw objects at random people wale screaming at them, make sure her name is on her bra with bold letters, make sure one of the ramdom people is Gaara 30. Teepee her house 31. Steal her panties and throw them all over the Kazakage office, make sure that her name is in all of them 32. Steal her bras and throw them all over the Kazakage office, make sure that her name is in all of them 33. Replace all her weapons with blunt ones 34. Dye her hair red like Gaara's 35. Replace her soap with cheese