Ways to annoy the twilight cast
1) Tell Edward that Bella Suck more than he would love to suck her blood.
2) Tell Emmett you can beat him at arm wrestling.
3) Tell Alice she looks really cheap in her new outfit.
4) Tell Jacob that Bella isn't with him because he is way to orange for her.
5) Tell Jasper that he would have Killed Bella, and that he should be ashamed of himself
6) Annoy Rosalie : Hang out with Emmett as much as possible, and tell her you're pregnant even if you're not
7)Sing "Happy Birthday" to Bella, fifty times in a row
8) Ruin Carlisle Paintings and video tape it, then put it on youtube
9) Lie and Tell Esmee that Carlisle keeps flirting with all the nurses in the hospital
10) Stare at Emily while Sam is around and ask him about Leah…
11)Tell Charlie that while he's sleeping and snoring, Bella and Edward are alone in her bedroom almost every night.
12) Accidently send Aro to a retirement home, where they have to keep old people outside at mornings to get a tan Lol , ( he would scare a bunch of old people )