This is just a little thing I cooked up a couple nights ago.
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A-ko: This is OUT - Ohtori Unleashed Television! Coming to you live from the Student Council Hall, where the Student Council members are about to determine who will go home with the ultimate prize - Himemiya Anthy, the Rose Bride!
B-ko: Yes, A-ko, the tension is certainly in the air tonight, and it's all because of a momentous decision last night that deemed duels an inhumane way to decided the Victor. Apparently, this decision came down from the very, very top of the chain of command.
A-ko: Right you are, B-ko! And now, the five-card draw, winner take all poker game will commence! The current Victor, one Tenjou Utena, will be the last to lay down her cards tonight. And now, with no further ado, Mr. President, please show your cards!
Touga lays down his cards in disgust, because there is nothing remotely winning in his hand. "Why can't I ever get lucky?"
Juri smirked, laying down her cards. "That sounds like a personal problem to me. Two pair, six's and nine's."
Miki sighed. "A pair of Queens"
A-ko, sniggering: I'll bet
B-ko: Shush, we can't say that!
Saionji fwaped his cards down "A straight! Finally, my love and I will be together for all eternity"
Juri shook her head slightly. "This is really too ironic."
Akio layed his cards on the table. "I really shouldn't be playing, but..." He revealed aces and eights
B-ko: Well, this is the moment we've all been waiting for, folks. The current champion is up against some tough competition this evening. Can she win again this time? Do you know?
Both: Do you know? Do you know? Do you really know?
Utena calmly lay her cards on the table, rising and putting her arm around Anthy's waist. "Come on, Himemiya, let's go home." She said, tiredly.
A-ko: Oh my...
B-ko: It's a royal flush...
A-ko: Wow...
B-ko: But for all the losers, don't worry! We have consolation prizes provided by OUT. A-ko, tell them what they've won!
A-ko: For Saionji, this limited edition Rose Bride blow-up doll.
B-ko: For Akio, this beatiful mirror with built in motion detector and speakers that play 'I'm too sexy' when someone walks up.
A-ko: For Juri, designer with model.
Shiori walks out in little more than the jewelry and beckons to Juri. Juri's face lights up and she mutters a quick 'See you later' before hurrying off with Shiori.
B-ko: coughs Right, then. For Miki, a pretty rock.
Miki: Shining Thing!
A-ko: I'm sorry, Touga, but it seems like we've run out of prizes. Bad luck, I guess.
Touga groans and retreats to his room to try to tape Utena and Anthy's 'celebration', but a freak thunderstorm knocks out all of his recording equiptment.