NEJI THE EMO NINJA
A PARODY OF NINJAS, REINDEER, NEJI AND CANADA—A WHAT THE HELL?! FIC!
A/N: Well, helooooooo!! It's RishiAndSquee with another crack-filled fanfiction! Hurray! It's a parody on the song 'Rudoph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' except it stars everyone's FAVORITE destined ninja (NEJI!!) Please read and review, although it's short. That's what songs are, ne?
Enjoy!
NEJI THE EMO NINJA
Neji the emo Ninja
Had a lot of very black hair (It was long!)
And if you ever saw it
You would say it's not at all fair (I want hair like that!)
All of the other ninja
Used to laugh and call him names (Like Mrs. Hyuuga!)
They never let poor Neji
Join in any ninja games! (Like piñata!)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Kakashi-sensei came to say:
"Hey, Neji, we need your help, right!
Your Byakugan can lead us through the night!"
Then all the ninja loved him
And they shouted out with glee
"Neji the emo reindeer!
You just beat your DESTINY!
YOU JUST BEAT YOUR DESTIIIINYYYYYYYY!!"
A/N: …….O.o