I've been reading a few too many secret Wife fics and well I love Reid! He's just so smart and socially awkward just like me! So please enjoy. This is just a test to see how everyone will react to Sora.


I put the phone up to my ear after I accepted the call. "Hey Baby. I was wondering if you had a case today. Do you? Nyan." I look around to see if anyones within earshot. "No Kitten, we are walking back into that BAU office right now. Why?" "... Oh no reason Baby. Just curious. See you soon! Bye." "I hey you can't ju-" Click. She hung up on me. I sigh and slump a little bit. "Hey Pretty Boy? What brought your mood down?" Morgan in his round about way of caring about me. "Nothing you can help with man. I'll be fine. Thanks for asking though." I zoned out until we got the BAU. When JJ asked a question that would haunt me for years. I wonder why I didn't run. "Hey guys who is she?" I looked up.. Ahh Crap! It's my wife Sora.

Standing there in all her perfect glory. From her cat ears to her platform boots. Her adorable purple ears twitching at every sound. Her mid thigh length hair up in her usual pigtails, with her emo bangs covering part of her right ice blue black makeup surrounded eye. It looks like she added electric blue streaks to her purple hair. It looks really great. Her blue triangle tattoo's below her eyes look to have faded a little bit more. I think she pierced her ears again so that makes five times each. They are just small silver hoops. She has her normal sapphire nose ring in her left nostril. Her blood red colored bottom lip three times, snake bites and a labret, they are all three silver with purple balls, and her left eyebrow ring it's purple. I think you could have guessed it by now, she really loves purple.

She is wearing her usual outfit. A purple leather collar choker with a bell, the metal is black. It slightly covered her cool neck tattoo it was like a flower and four daggers*. She wasn't wearing her normal black hoodie so that just left us with her purple halter style crop top that was held together by strings in the back, and her black pleated mini skirt. Which showed off her bountiful cleavage along with her tattooed stars on her left breast. Her wonderful toned midrift, her blue star trail showing in-between her top and skirt making my pants tighten a little bit. Did I forget to mention her dangling black cat navel ring?

Her purple black tipped cat tail held up her skirt baring her purple and white striped cheeky pantys to the world. There is a little peekaboo of ivory skin between her skirt and her black and purple horizontal striped thigh highs. She is also wearing those black 6" knee high platform boots that drive me crazy, tightening my pants further. Damn what IS she doing here. She knows I haven't told the team about her. Morgan gets in close to me. "Damn she's fine I'm not really into those emo chick but she is hot!" I'm torn between punching him in the face and just agreeing with him. My choice was made when he talked about her assets. "She has to be a D cup at least." "Double D actually." And with that I balled up my fist and sucker punched him in the mouth. "Ahhhh Fuck! What the Hell Kid!? Why did you do that?"

That attracted her attention. She sprinted towards me then pounced. She wraps her legs around my waist and shoves her tongue down my throat. I slowly bring my hands to cup her perfect ass and gave it a little squeeze. She moaned and ground against my quickly hardening member. She started pulling at my jacket. I was starting to remove her pantys when I heard someone clear their throat. I pull back and have the decency to blush unlike my wife. Sora just winks and sticks her tongue out revealing the black piece of metal that's in it. "Well this is kind of awkward." Morgan punches my arm. "No shit Sherlock. Would you mind introducing us before you go back to eating each others faces?" Sora jumped off and offered her hand. "Sorry Ero-Jiji rubbed off on me quite a lot when he was training me. The self proclaimed super pervert. I am a bit of an exhibitionist, and have been known to watch men in the bath houses. I'm just doing research for my book series 'Cats Sexy Adventures'."

I hear several gasps. Garcia, JJ, Prentiss, and Morgan run up to her with copys of her book begging for autograpghs. I chuckle. "So Pretty Boy, how do you know the author of the most daring erotic novel ever." I smirk. "Well A. I am the model for Shawn. B. Sora is my wife. We met in highschool and married at sixteen. Well she was sixteen, I was eighteen. Her parents insisted." I look at her. "Kitten, where's Rose?" "With Mom and Daddy. Where else would she be?" I sigh. "Kitten we have been over this. I do not like when Rose is alone with your parents.-" "I know, I know. You really don't want to explain 'the Birds and the Bee's' to our Kit at age five. It's okay they are just outside." She grinned which made her look like a fox. She reached behind her back and pulled out a smoke bomb. She whistled and threw it down. Causing smoke to cloud everyone's vision.


haha not my longest chapter ever but still pretty good. The new chapter should be out soon... Maybe... No promises.