Keeper of the Harem
A Hayate the Combat Butler drabble collection
By
EvilFuzzy9
WARNING: This fanfic depicts activities of an adult nature between characters who would be minors in the real world. The author of this fic does not endorse such things being done by minors in real life, and in fact strongly discourages minors from reading this, and also from participating in any and all such activities until they are at the age of majority/consent as defined in the laws or customs of their state or principality.
Some people say smutty fanfiction is a bastardization. That it distorts canon characterizations, warping them into near unrecognizability. That it tramples all over the source material's meanings and themes for the sake of cheap, base thrills.
Some people would say that they hate it. That smuttty fanfiction is disgusting, and has no place on any respectable site.
But me?
"Ayumu-samaaa! Which looks better? The string bikini, or the see-through teddy?"
"Hehe, you know what I prefer, Hina-chan~"
As far as I'm concerned, it's as good as high art.
"Well of course, but it's far too cold to go out naked at this time of year, Ayumu-sama."
Because where else but a smutty fanfic would I get to be the mistress of Hayate-kun's harem?
"Mmm? Who said anything about going out?"
...And where else would I get to have all of the prettiest girls in the series fawning over me?
"Eeeeee! Ayumu-samaaaaaa~❤"
A/N: The idea came to more after seeing a certain comic in Colorful Hayate no Gotoku. One with a sultan who looked like Hayate, and a harem girl who looked like Maria... and Ayumu is the mistress because, well, obviously.
Hamster-chan doesn't get NEARLY enough love. ;3
Updated: 7-2-14
TTFN and R&R!
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