The Wheel of Grime
Scene: *Some random Aes Sedai goes to ask the a Great Serpent a question*
Darkness whirled around the Aes Sedai as she passed the Wheel of Time and tried to find the Great Serpent. The Wheel was rather squeaky, as it was in bad need of oiling.
The Great Serpent, of course was biting its own tail, as it was depicted as the ring on the Aes Sedai, who is called therandomaessedai.
"Great Serpent, can I ask you a question ?" She went on to say, "Does the Dark One like chocolate? The Brown Ajah is writing a book, you see and we're wondering on his preferances. Unfortunately only Black Ajah are able to get appointments with him, and the Mother has thrown them all in jail..."
"MMMMM!" The Great Serpent said, trying in vain to speak past his tail. By the way, eating your tail is rather painful, so the Great Serpent's face was always scrunched up in agony.
"Excuse me?" therandomeaessedai asked, "Can you spit out your tail for a tiny moment?"
"Mmmmm..." It said, which was supposed to mean, I'd love to but the Creator told me to do it, or otherwise time will collapse...
"Oh." Therandomeaessedai sighed, "I suppose I'd better go swear the oaths to the Black Ajah so we can finish our book..."