A/N: Hey, I'm back! Ultimate Sister Fic is still being written, I'm just on writers block with that and I wanted to make this with my friend (Ultimate Sister Fic should be updated very soon, I'm super close to having the third chapter done), so lcanoOdles is helping me with it. This is just a series of one-shots about what Two-bit's dreams might be like, almost all of them based off dreams by us or people we know, some aren't. It's all in Two-bit's POV for now. Hope you enjoy!

My two daughters (daughters? I'm only eighteen!) were very amused while watching a squirrel hug onto a balloon. We couldn't have that. So I simply walked over and popped the balloon. The girls looked shocked and started crying. The squirrel, on the other hand, was mad. It saw a passing Ponyboy nearby and ran over to him, jumped on him, bit his neck, and then Ponyboy fell over, dead. The girls screamed and ran inside (assumedly) my house, to their mother Marcia.

Since they were upset, I decided to go in there and cheer them up. "Alright, girls," I said, "Start makin' them darn sandwiches! And make 'em right!" The girls got to work and started making them the way they're supposed to (start form the middle and make sure all the layers are even and perfect).

Marcia gave me a look for a minute, then I said "what's the point of havin' daughters if ya can't make 'em make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?!"

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Later, my older daughter was out in the garden poking the talking Venus fly trap. Then it started threatening, "Hey! Did you just poke me? I'm gonna' eat your face off if you do it again!"

Then I came out (conveniently) with my switchblade and grabbed the wing of my jacket and stretched it to arm's length (the switchblade was in the jacket) whispering to the plant "Hey, do you wanna' see my switchblade?" What happened next isn't important…

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"Alright, girls, there's a killin' squirrel out on the loose! You gotta' stop 'em!" I said to my daughters, a little bit later.

"How do we stop 'em daddy?" one of them asked.

"Easy! With meat! Little slathers of meat!" I said.

"Ok!" they said in unison, then ran outside and got a slippery loaf of bread shaped meat and a knife out of nowhere and were trying to cut the meat. The meat was slippery so the knife was slipping off of it. Soon enough they got a little slather of the meat and found the squirrel and threw some meat at him. The squirrel gnawed it and stopped killing people.

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Turns out, I was watching all of this on a horror movie, but I was starting to fall asleep. And then I realized something else, I was sitting with a bunch of elderly people… wearing pants! I screamed (I was wearing pants! And they were khakis!). They all turned their heads at the exact same time to look at me like robots.

"And then I woke up," I said to the gang.

"You killed me off?!" Ponyboy declared.

"I don't control what I dream! It might be because I secretly don't like you…"

"What?"

"I coughed."

"No you didn't, you didn't even pretend to cough!"

"Oh yeah," I said and then unbelievably fake coughed.

"Who's Marcia?" Steve broke in, "Another blonde? Really, Two-bit?"

"Hey! She wasn't blonde this time!"

"Yeah, not this time…" Sodapop joked and rolled his eyes

"I'm done with you," Dally said and walked away. Darry stared at me and shook his head, then went back inside the house (we were on the Curtis' front lawn). Then I noticed Johnny whispered something to Ponyboy and they both laughed.

"Whatcha sayin' Johnnycakes?" I asked while cocking an eyebrow.

"Oh nothin'," Johnny said and he and Ponyboy chuckled.

Probably was cussin' me out in Arabian.

A/N: So did you love it? You better, or I'll pop a balloon with a squirrel on it!

This was based off of a dream I had (puppylover27 speaking), but it was changed a little. I was one of Two-bit's daughters, and the switchblade part didn't really happen, but we thought it would be funny. I know Two-bit's probably out of character in the dream, but let's face it, it's a dream. And about the part where Two-bit says he didn't like Ponyboy, he was just kidding, he does like him (as a friend of course). And also he doesn't really have any daughters, that's just how the dream came up.

(lcano_Odles): My dreams are too scary to put online. And this is before Two-Bit met Marcia. Just in case you were confused.

If you liked this one then there will be more to come. We have a lot of ideas, and every time we have a weird dream comes in handy with this too. So updates won't be regular. Also if you have any ideas for dreams or anything, feel free to mention them! And constructive criticism is allowed, but otherwise please be nice. But for now, please review! We won't know if you like it if you don't review!