BEFORE READING TWILIGHT READ THE FOLLOW WARNINGS THAT MAY OCCUR FROM READING TWILIGHT:
Before reading Twilight realize that Breaking Dawn isn't out yet or else you will die.
You will become overly obsessed and will need fan-fiction like a crack head needs a hit.
You will randomly quote the book and anyone who hasn't read it will look at you weird, get used to it.
Every song you hear will either be related to Edward and Bella's relationship, the time when they were apart, or how Jacob feels since Bella chose Edward.
The internet will become your life line, I hope you have a fast modem.
You will have unrealistic expectations of men and love. That's okay, there's an Edward for everyone.
Every time you get bored you will look up to see if anything new is happening with the Twilight movie or if Breaking Dawn is getting out sooner.
You may constantly look for updates on Midnight Sun.
Forks will have doubled in population by the time you read this and you will be planning a road trip with some friends to go on August 14, Forks named Stephanie Meyer day.
You may begin to dislike Stephanie Meyer because she is closer to Edward than we are.
You may begin to form other obsessions with the other Cullens, such as Jasper.
To help ease the pain until August you may begin to write fan-fiction.
Your flair board on facebook may contain all 54 pieces allowed on there to be related to Twilight.
You will change your perspective on what you want a guy to look like. Tall dark and handsome is so last year. Now its tall pale and sparkly. Keep looking.
You may have a new urge to go into the forests looking for 'the meadow'.
You may start to try to figure out what is going to happen in book 4, be careful, you may have restless nights.
Twilight will appear in your dreams and during class making it hard to concentrate. Best remedy is to sleep with your ipod and put on classical music, words make you think too much.
You will have an increased need to drive extremely fast. Best done in the early hours of the morning.
You will become obsessed with cars, more specifically fast cars.
In the case where you may want to look like a Cullen, visit as type how to look like a Cullen.
Your social life will include you, twilight and only people who read twilight.
You may stay up extremely late re-reading the Twilight Saga.
Stephanie Meyer is not responsible for any problems created by becoming overly obsessed with Twilight.