Know Your Stars: "Sue Thomas: FB Eye"!
You know that part of "All That" where they make fun of the stars? This is gonna be like that. - Random and ridiculous, yes, but (hopefully) entertaining nonetheless!
Disclaimer: If I owned it, would I be writing fanfics?!
Okay, now onto the fic!
Lucy, annoyed with Myles for the millionth time that day, is taking a walk through the halls of the Hoover building, trying to calm down.
Passing the doorway to the interrogation room, she thinks she hears voices, and goes into investigate.
All she found was the table and chairs were normally in the room, but somehow she was drawn to the chair.
As soon as she sits down, a chorus of "know your stars" begins, and in a moment, a voice speaks, seeming to come from nowhere:
"Lucy Dotson. Her hair is made of dark chocolate!"
"No it's not!" Lucy protests.
"Sure, Dotson. That's what you want us to think!" the Voice replies, drawing out the "u" sound in "sure".
"Lucy Dotson," the Voice continues. "Secretly, she wants to kill Darcy and marry Bobby!"
"Now wait a minute! Why would I want to kill Darcy?"
The Voice ignores her and went on:
"Lucy Dotson. She's Wayne Brady's cousin!"
Wayne Brady appears, staring suspiciously at Lucy. "You sure you're related to me?"
"I'm not related to you," Lucy replies, looking around to see if she can find out where the Voice is coming from.
"Okay." Still looking confused, Wayne disappears.
"Lucy Dotson. She's a vegetarian!"
"No I'm not. Why would you think that?"
The Voice ignores her again and continues, "And now you know, Lucy Dotson!"
"No they don't! None of that stuff was true, and you know it, you weirdo!"
Lucy, now more annoyed than when she'd come in, leaves the room.
((And there ya go. Lucy. I think I'll do Bobby next…
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