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Author's Note: This is my first attempt at fanfic. I love Xander! Don't you think him and Harry Potter would make a great couple?
Please read and review and let me know if I should continue this story!
The demons head bounced a few times, rolling down the rain-slicekd street.
"Don't worry, Miss, you're safe now." I told her, plastered an overly happy smile on my facfe.
"What…what was that thing?" The heavy-chested blonde bimbo I had just saved asked me. Her eyes were rolling around in there sockets and she looked like she was about to pass out.
"A demon."
"Oh my god…a demon. You safed my live…however can I repay you, kind sir?" She exclaimed, bouncing slightly. Suddenly all her attention was on me. I felt little Xander rise to the occassion.
"Well…there may be a few things…"
"So, you save some mudblood actress or something and those were th ebst lines you could come up with? Harry Potter asked me as we sat in his dorm room. (A/N: After Xander realized that he was truly a gifted wizard and that Buffy and crew hated him, he moved to Hoggswart.)
"Why, yes, Harry. She was lucky enough to bow before me." I said with a snicker and a wag of my eyebrows. Muggles were just so easy to get. "I saved her life, she shoud service me and out of gratitude."
"Yes, women are good for servicing," Ron Weesley chimed in, adding his own eyebrow wagging.
"You're girlfriend Hermoine put out quite easily. I guess slaying a dragon or two and pulling the final killing curse on Voldemort really make a name for a person."
"Yes, Xander, we were so luck you left Slutty, the vampire layer, and came here to safe us. You are the the bestest wizard I have ever met." Harry Potter exclaimed, smiling adoringly at me.
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