Honey and the Cubic Zirconias
Pizza Steve walked over to his girlfriend, Honey, who happened to be on the phone.
"Hey Hon-"
"Caw caw caw CAW CAW" Honey yelled into the phone
"Uh never mind…" He started to back away slowly.
Honey hung up. "Oh hey Steve, I was on the phone with my parents. They can't make it to my show tonight."
"Your parents?"
"They're peacocks. I thought I told you…"
"Peacocks? How do peacocks have a human-"
"I'm adopted."
"Oh….Well…Sucks."
"Yeah."
Then, Billy and his girlfriend Aranea came out. Aranea, out of happiness, appeared almost solid. She was dressed way casual in a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey, and she actually looked happier than usual. If you didn't know she was a ghost, you'd just think she was a living girl with purple skin and hair.
"That jersey looks familiar…" Honey squinted
Aranea looked guilty.
"Wait a second! Did you take that from my suitcase?!"
"M-maybe…."
"Aranea!"
"Well, Pizza boy took one of your bras!"
Honey turned to Pizza Steve
"Steve!"
"Well….uh…"
"The real question is why? What would you even do with a bra, you don't even have boobs!"
"I needed it for…reasons…."
"And those reasons are?"
"I thought it was pretty! It was covered in frilly lace and bows!"
"He also took the matching panties" Aranea pointed out
"Liar! I saw you take them!" Steve yelled back
"What! No I didn't!"
"Yes you did!"
Aranea and Pizza Steve argued.
"Augghhh!" Honey exclaimed "Enough, enough. I have to get ready for my show." Honey left the RV.
"I'm gonna…follow her…" Pizza Steve walked out, as Aranea stuck her tongue out at him.
A month, and nothing has changed between Aranea and Pizza Steve.
Before Honey's show she sat in her dressing room. She was really nervous. This was her first time performing for a crowd of more than 30 people.
And she wasn't just your common garden variety of nervous, no she was really nervous. Trembling knees, shaky voice nervous. Not able to move without falling over nervous.
"Honey, the show is starting soon!" said Honey's best friend/adoptive brother, Julian, who is a magical Peacock.
"Oh no. No…I can't do this!" Honey curled up in a ball.
"Honey, you will do fine. I've heard you sing, you are absolutely amazing." Pizza Steve tried to calm her down.
"But…But I'll mess up."
"It doesn't matter, you wrote the songs, if you mess up, own it. They won't notice."
"But…"
"Shh" He shushed her. "Now come on."
Honey took off her robe and was wearing a beautiful Peacock feather party dress. Pizza Steve helped her walk out there.
"If you feel nervous, I'm right there in the front."
"But! but-"
Pizza Steve kissed Honey to shush her. "Don't worry." He hugged her.
"St-Steve"
"I'm going now. I'll see you after the show." he kissed her one more time, and then went out into the audience.
Honey went out on stage. She sang some of her songs, and she managed to bring the house down, despite being nervous.
After the show…
Honey went out to the audience, which was now empty, save for a few people. She sat in Pizza Steve's lap and then kissed him.
"See, I knew you'd do really good." he caressed her face.
"Honey! You did great earlier." said an unfamiliar voice.
Honey turned around, and there was an unfamiliar woman with dark red hair, bright eyes, and a large, fake, bleached smile standing right in front of her.
"Who are-"
"I'm Launa Beach, representing Concord Records, and I'd like to give you a record deal. Here's my card, call whenever you're ready" Launa handed her a card, and walked away.
"Well, it's officially gone better than I expected!" Honey smiled.
"See, I told you, you'd do great!" Pizza Steve patted her on the back. "Now, come on, let's get back to the RV, there's a spot in my bed with your name on it." he flirted
Honey blushed "Carry me."
Pizza Steve kissed Honey, and then picked her up, and carried her to the RV, where they did the do.