Summary: Draco Malfoy, the definition of a player. Every guy wants to be him; every girl wants to be with him. What do you do when you find out someone else is dating your boyfriend? Operation; crush him until it hurts. Eventually DMHG, based on the movie John Tucker must die.
Kind of OOC, but very funny!
Okay so this story will have some things that are different from the movie and the main characters in this story are Hermione, Draco, Pansy, Hannah, Cho, and a new surprising character that's related to Draco. Hermione is Kate, Draco portrays John Tucker, Pansy is Beth, Hannah is Heather, and Cho is Carrie, but sometimes the quotes from the movie will be switched around in my story. For example if Heather says something in the movie I might make Pansy say it, because it sounds better coming from her, but Hermione is Kate from the movie all the way. This will end differently than the movie. In the movie Kate has this weird mother and talks to her and gives her motherly advice I guess, so there's no mother in this story, I guess some parts of the mother scenes will be taken by Ginny, but not in the first chapter. And this could be a little warning for you! Some of the characters in here maybe a little bit, OOC, so sorry about that, it has to be done that way. So yeah those of you, who have seen the movie, will know what I mean, and if not then enjoy any ways! Oh and ignore the 6th book, of course. The first chapter is in Hermione's POV, except for one little part.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Don't Get Mad.Get Even
Ch 1: Wait! He has three girlfriends?
I am just like any other girl. I have friends, problems at home like any other teenager, and I am at my final year at school. My best friends are Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. Harry Potter being hero of the wizarding world; whom he finally defeated Voldemort this past summer. My other best friend Ron Weasley who is like the brother I never had, helps us when he can, he is also called Harry Potter's sidekick. Sometimes I feel like the third wheel, because now they have girlfriends and well I don't have a boyfriend. So that's the only thing that's missing in my life; love, any kind of love for that matter. And now since my two best friends have girlfriends; Ginny and Luna, they don't really need me anymore, so this year, I feel like it won't be a big deal like I thought it would be.
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Well how wrong is she.
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It is dinner right now in the Great Hall and I am slowly moving my fork around on my plate, not really paying attention to anything, then the double doors opens with a bang, and in enters Draco Malfoy. I roll my eyes as all eyes fell on him. I just can't stand the guy. Okay so he's good looking this year---what?! Oh my God, did I just think Draco Malfoy as good looking?! I shook my thoughts out of my head and silently watched the Slytherin walk to his table with that signature smirk on his face, that I would so love to rub off of him, like I did back in third year. Any way's back to the---
"…idiot," said a voice to my left. It is Ron who is speaking. Wow he took the word right out of my mouth. "I mean sure he's captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team, head boy, and like has every girl at every angle on him, but he doesn't have to smirk like that, like he owns the bloody school," he continued with clenched teeth.
"Well he kind of does," said Ginny.
I felt something at the pit of my stomach just now when Ron said he is head boy. Of course I was going to be Head Girl. Everyone was shocked that on the first day of school Dumbledore didn't say my name, instead he said Cho Chang from Ravenclaw. I shrugged the day I didn't get my Head Girl badge and the first night back. I kind of had it coming for me. I didn't tell my friends what was going on back home. I have been going through a hard time, because my parents divorced in the summer before my sixth year and my grades sort of went down during that year, okay went down a lot. So every holiday I go and live with my mum and we've already moved to five different places, and almost every weekend my mother will bring a different guy home and they are all jerks in my opinion and most of them run away in the middle of the night, so I call them all Skip. My mother gets mad at me for calling them that name, but that's what they'll eventually do. So you can see how that can have a lot of stress on a girl, and that's why I didn't receive the honor of being Head Girl; stress being the cause.
As the bell rang signaling the end of dinner to go to our rooms I was about to exit the Great Hall with Harry and Ron but something caught my eye, which made me stop. There, not too far away from me is Draco bloody Malfoy snogging with Pansy. I thought they couldn't stand each other? I rolled my eyes and went out of the Great Hall. Ron said goodnight to his girlfriend, because she is in a different house. He gave a sweet kiss and I smiled at them.
Then I see a flash of blonde and can't believe what I see next, there by the stair case is Malfoy again only with another girl and not Pansy, this time its with Hannah Abbott from Hufflepuff of all people and he had his hand on the wall next to her head, balancing himself, and the other hand is stroking her cheek. Hannah is giggling like a school girl and then he bent down and kissed her lips softly. I can't believe it, so he has two girlfriends? I thought.
I jumped as I felt a hand on my shoulder, "Oh hey Harry."
"Are you alright?"
"Yeah, just thinking," I answered.
"Alright, let's go then," he said. I nodded and the three of us including Ginny went up to Gryffindor tower.
As I was dressed for the night, I decided to stay up a little longer and went to the common room; I pointed my wand at the fireplace and said, "Lakarma inflamare," and fire appeared, then I sat on the couch. Ginny joined me and smiled, "Hey," I said.
"Hi Hermione," said Ginny and sat down next to me.
I sighed, "So what's up with Malfoy this year?"
Ginny gave me a suspicious look, "Since when do you care about Malfoy?"
"I don't, it's just, there's something about him that doesn't seem right."
"Like what?" asked Ginny.
"Like how he has two girlfriends this year."
"Oh," she said almost disappointed, "He actually has three I think."
"So Hannah and Pansy don't know they are being cheated on?" I said with wide eyes.
"Nope, he just "dates" these girls that are from different houses, so they won't have a clue, and he'll tell them they'll have to keep it a secret; they aren't friends any ways which makes it easier on him. He does this inconspicuously, but he's doing a horrible job of it because the whole school knows that's he's a player except the girls he's seeing," explained Ginny.
"How do you know all of this? Is there a Draco Malfoy encyclopedia or something?"
Ginny chuckled nervously, "Oh, um it's just a guess," she shrugged.
I shrugged as well and said, "So, who is the other girl?"
"Huh?" said Ginny.
"You said he's probably dating three girls at once and I've only seen two," I explained.
"Isn't obvious? He's Head Boy and the Head Boy gets too share a common room with the Head Girl---"
"Cho!" I exclaimed shocked, "Do you really think so?"
"Yeah, I bet you I already know what they're doing right now," said Ginny that almost sounded as if she were jealous.
I quirked my eyebrow as I noticed my friend's tone, but shrugged it off again and tried to get that mental picture of Malfoy and Cho snogging out of my mind.
The clock chimed and we both noticed that its midnight, "Oh wow, we should get to bed," I said
Ginny nodded and I said good night to her and she went to the sixth year girls' rooms while I went to the seventh year ones. I climbed into bed and closed my eyes.
So what'd you guys think, so far? It will get better trust me. I'll update Monday, or even before that for you guys, it depends, but I promise it will be soon. Please review!