Well here's another little parody from my twisted mind, and if you can't guess what this story is going to be about from the title, stop reading and please, PLEASE do not reproduce.
Disclaimer: I don't own Darkstalkers or any related characters, Capcom does. However if I did own Darkstalkers I would put Talbain, with a sweet new team-up move specifically for him and Felicia, into the next Marvel Vs. Capcom and make a new Darkstalkers game since the last one came out SIX FREAKING YEARS AGO!!!!!!
"You are here-by, cordially invited to the wedding of Victor and Lilith Aensland. This event will last exactly five days at the Capcom mountain resort in central VGUtah, which will begin today…what the hell?" 3W said aloud as he read the e-mail posted on his computer screen. Suddenly a bright light enveloped the room, and he was sucked into the computer monitor.
After falling ten feet, and landing firmly on his rear, 3W found himself sitting in a cherry blossom groove with the sunblaring through the light pink canopy. "Oooooookay…that was weird," 3W said as he sat up and took in his beautiful surroundings. "You're here!" shouted a feminine voice behind 3W. "Wait, what?" 3W said as he picked himself up and turned to face the voice. "You made it, oh I'm so happy!" shouted a beautiful woman with purple hair and bat wings protruding from her head, it was the adult Lilith Aensland. Lilith then leaped and hugged 3W into a tight embrace. "Uh, hi…" 3W said, confusion isn't a strong enough word to describe the look upon his face. "I'm so happy that the man who got me and Victor to fall in love is hear!" she said as she let go of 3W. "The what-with-the-who-and-the-what-now?" 3W asked, even more confused than thirty seconds ago. "Silly, you wrote the story in which I fell for Victor, and became an adult, and the subsequent story in which Victor was…well you know," Lilith said as her face turned red at the last bit. "But, that was just a story, it was based on fictional characters!" 3W shouted realizing what the implications of this encounter meant. "Well you're in an alternate reality," Lilith replied with a wide smile. "Wait, I'm in an alternate dimension…" he paused. "Forget it, I know that if I think about this too long my head will just start hurting, let's just go, k," 3W said and the two walked to the resort's all-purpose hotel.
As they entered the building, 3W was greeted by the entirety of the darkstalkers crew, along with a few he didn't expect to see. "Wait…Red, Louis, Badwolf?" 3W said as he saw the trio of authors. "Wait, let me guess, you guys got the weird e-mails too," 3W assumed, to which all three either nodded their heads or confirmed it with a verbal acknowledgment. "So when do we get this party started?" 3W asked.
Well there ya go, it's just an intro for the premise and for certain characters, whom I hope aren't going to be ticked about me using their likenesses.The zanycomedy and antics will ensue in the next installment. Peace