This is a new story I'm trying out. It's a parody of SPN, co-written Meeseproductions. Please read and review. This story is already highly amusing to write, and I hope you think the result is fabulous.
I want everyone to imagine something.
Pretend supernatural has just ended. The show is over, Sam and Dean are alive.
The two are walking down a road, into the sunset. The Screen fades to black.
The ominous words 'the end' appear on the dark television, two words that can never be changed.
The letters fade, and all of the sudden, out of the inky blackness, four words are spoken.
Four words in a voice you know so well, the voice of a pie-loving, badass hunter who pisses off half the things he hunts and is probably one of the best big brothers ever.
"Shit, we forgot Adam."
Cut to black again. You sit there, wondering if that was real, if you should even pay attention.
Should you?
Maybe not. But a show you like well enough is on next anyways, so you let the commercials play out while you think about what those four words might have meant.
Maybe they were just a way for the writers to end the show in their own particular way. Maybe they were the signs of a spinoff. Maybe you were hallucinating.
You weren't.
A message from the TV blares from the screen, drawing your attention. The KTLA 5 news has been canceled for that night. There will be a new show taking its place.
A reality show. A show, they say, that is a parody of one of the longest-running shows in TV history.
Doctor who? You think. No, that isn't possible. That show is still going, as it would figure.
The CW opening flashes on the screen, a prelude to whatever show comes on next. What new show could they be—oh.
Your mind flashes back to a week ago, a trailer you barely paid any attention too, you were too busy thinking about the previous trailer for Supernatural's final episode.
A new show begins, the screen still ink black. You frown in confusion—is the TV broken?
Seven words. That is all it takes. Seven words for you to jump off the couch, sit on the floor, schooch closer to the TV.
Is this what you think it is? Maybe, just maybe, is this really going to be what you think it is?
Seven words. Seven words now permanently etched into your memory, no matter how much you try and forget. A show that you will likely continue to watch, no matter how weird, for the simple familiarity of it, of its characters, who you haven't seen in so long. Most of whom you probably hate, but no matter, not now.
Seven words.
"Hi, I'm Adam. I'm stuck in hell."