Love Hurts
Severus Snape walked briskly down the corridor to his quarters to get changed. Ten minutes later, he walked out in nothing but a white bed sheet wrapped around his hips. Carrying a bow and arrow; he walked through the halls of Hogwarts. Ignoring all the stares and snickers behind hands, he walked out to the courtyard and took aim.
After pulling back the string, he released the heart shaped arrow. He watched as it soared through the air and closed in on its target. He felt a gentle tug on the fake angel wings he was wearing. Turning around he was greeted by a smiling Minerva McGonnagall.
"Lose another bet with Albus?" She asked, smirking even wider.
"Actually I volunteered." He replied with a slight smile.
Minerva's smirk vanished. "What?"
Before Snape could reply, Ron Weasly ran up to them, shouting. "Professor Help! Harry's been shot with an arrow! He's bleeding real bad!"
McGonnagall stood there stunned for a second, before finally looking at Severus, she glared.
"Love hurts?" He offered with a feeble attempt to look innocent.
A/N: This is based on the comic by DoomedTower. You really should go have a look.