A/N: In a nutshell, don't expect high-quality stories/chapters from me 'cause I'm not experienced in writing. Also, explanations of those (slightly odd - in my opinion) shipping names are very much appreciated (ex.: Colosseumshipping), reason being my curiosity killing me (remember that saying?)

Prologue

Well… that attempt did not go very well…

Ah, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Dylan, an inventor, age 14. Now, I know what you're thinking: How does that add up? Well, for starters, I have an IQ of 141, and I'm in the 22nd century, which basically means more inventing is needed(mostly for finding new sources of energy, since even coal is depleted now), so they dropped the age limit in this field of science to recruit more people.

But, with me being me, I hardly have any inspiration for inventing. When I do, I get loads of money for it, but that only happened six times so far, which means I still live an average life(price inflation and stuff like that). In a poor attempt for more inspiration, I recently moved into a forest(or what's left of it anyway) away from my parents. Don't worry, I didn't harm the forest in the process.

While I was playing the remade version of Portal 2(and yes, Valve is still a troll), I decided to make a portal gun. Who knew that started a new chapter of my life…

Anyway, even with technology having a major breakthrough, not one person has decided to make a portal gun. Now that I think of it, there was one guy who said something similar. He made – what was it again? – oh yeah, a full-scale Latios. Surprisingly enough, only a few people followed in his(or her, I'm not sure) footsteps.

Back to the main topic. Before trying to make a portal gun, I first made a portal. You know, for research. Most people said it was a waste of time, considering there are teleporters already. I was the odd one out. People say I lack common sense. I completely agree and continue anyway. Of course, this invention was just for fun. I would imagine more people buying the teleporters due to the higher cost.

The difference between teleporting and portals? You can see through the portal, and portals consume more energy to maintain, considering they are rifts in space. To create a portal in the first place, you would also need something fast enough to break the time and space barriers(E=mc2 explains it). This was when the problems started. Breaking the time and space barriers also means moving at the speed of light. Around Mach 860421, if you will. And yes, I used the calculator. Deal with it.

Anyway, this was when the big event happened. When I finally found a way to create the speed needed without melting all the equipment, I quickly started my attempt to build my very own portal gun. Long story short, it exploded. And then everything went black…

A/N: So, how was it? Good? Bad? Complete failure? Please leave a review so I can know your thoughts on this story. Flames will be ignored, as I do with bullies. Thank you for reading.

P.S. Who got the Latios reference?